'LL tell you a story that 's not in Tom Moore:- So he call'd upon Lucy-'twas just ten o'clock- II. Now, a handmaid, whatever her fingers be at, III. The meeting was bliss; but the parting was woe; "The Cook's Oracle." A RECIPE FOR CIVILISATION. THE following Poem-is from the Pen of DOCTOR KITCHENER ! -the most heterogeneous of Authors, but at the same time-in the Sporting Latin of Mr Egan,—a real Homo-genius, or a Genius of a Man! in the Poem, his CULINARY ENTHUSIASM, as usual, boils over! and makes it seem written, as he describes himself (see The Cook's Oracle)—with the Spit in one hand!—and the FryingPan in the other, -While in the style of the rhymes it is Hudibrastic,- -as if in the ingredients of Versification, he had been assisted by his BUTLER ! As a Head Cook, Optician-Physician, Music Master-Domestic Economist and Death-bed Attorney!-I have celebrated The Author elsewhere with approbation :--And cannot now place him upon the Table as a Poet,- -without still being his LAUDER, a phrase which those persons whose course of classical reading recalls the INFAMOUS FORGERY on The Immortal Bard of Avon! - will find easy to understand. URELY, those sages err who teach That man is known from brutes by speech, Which hardly severs man from woman, Nor yet to hint dumb men,-and, still, not But Equus brutum est, which means, Which proves, if brutes and Scotchmen vary, Further, as man is known by feeding From brutes, so men from men, in breeding, Are still distinguish'd as they eat, And raw in manner 's raw in meat,- Is that which bears the praise of nations The less refined the less they cook; |