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dulgence, in the sound of music, and in the sight of an immense treasure of gold and silver talents, of gems and kingly ornaments, he set the chamber in flames. His empire perished with him."

The moment of the picture is the march of Sardanapalus to the pile. The wrath of Heaven is combining with the fury of the inundation, and the assault of the enemy. Lightning is darting on the lofty towers, and places of idol worship in the extreme distance. In front of these, circling the wall, and forcing their way through the breaches, are the Median and Babylonish troops routing the Assyrians. Chariots and cavalry, elephants and myriads of spearmen, are rolled upon each other. In the centre of the scene rises the gigantic wall, a hundred feet high, and on which three chariots could run abreast. It is seen broken down by the river, which spreads through the picture, covered with war galleys. Beneath the eye, in the centre of the foreground, is the grand group, of Sardanapalus, with his women and slaves. They are standing on a terrace which overlooks the battle, and heads a long descent of marble steps,

at the foot of which rises the funeral pile, a vast structure of golden couches, tables, images, embroidered apparel, and everything at once costly and combustible. In the midst of the pile is the entrance to the chamber of death, overhung with huge festoons of firecoloured silk, a mighty veil to fall and shut the revellers from the world. The groups on the terrace are singu larly animated, various, and splendid. Martin's former pictures were careless of the human figure. But he has now felt its value; and making allowance for the size and crisis, the one of which renders some confusion almost inevitable, and the other at least prohibits no violence of attitude, the figures are singularly adapted to the scene. Jewels, superb robes, and mystic emblems, are flung round the groups, with the habitual lavishness of a painter whose hand

"Showers on his kings barbaric pearl and gold."

The picture has faults of colour, and perhaps of conception; but the whole effect is powerful and brilliant in a degree unrivalled, and capable of being rivalled by Martin alone.

EVENING.

AN ODE.

HARK! 'Tis the pig, that, for her supper squeaking, Bids a shrill farewell to departing lightHark! 'tis the babe, with infant treble shrieking, And angry nurse, with emulous clamour speaking, Through crooning pipe, alternate love and spite; "Hushabie, baby, thy cradle is green,” Sure such a peevish brat was never seen. "Ride a cock-hoss-ride a cock-hoss,"

For shaine of your dirty self to be so cross!

(Singing.)

"There came a little pedlar and his name was Stout,”—

Be quiet, or I'll shake your plague of a life out.

Now, my little honey, worth a mint of money

Johnny Bo-peep has lost his sheep,”

Be good this instant, go to sleep. (1)

Oh, Inspiration, tell me, why
Does piggy squeak and baby cry,
In the cradle, in the sty-
Gentle Muses, tell me why?

Is't that the pig, with pensive eye, surveys
Yon star reflected in the new-fallen dew,
And sighs to think how honour, pleasure, praise,
Are, like that image, glittering and untrue?

Ah, no-the watery star she cannot view,

In noisome sty condemn'd to pass her days,

And groaning gruffly grunt, and grunting gruffly groan, Like "purple tyrants," in that hymn of Gray's, "Unpitied and alone."

Happy, happy, happy swine,

That underneath the greenwood tree

Freely breakfast, fully dine,

With acorns blest, and liberty!

So men subsisted in the olden time,

Fre wandering Ceres taught the use of ploughs; (2) What Nature gave, they took, unstain'd with crime, Nor slaughter'd pigs, nor broke the hearts of sowsTo roast young pigs-a dish I can't abide― (3) Oh most unnatural infanticide!

When the wind is roaring loud,
Tossing the knotty limbs of ancient oaks,
When folded flocks together crowd,

And merrily the storm-bird croaks,

Then beside each mossy trunk,
Numerous as Pharoah's frogs,
Hungry as a fasting monk,
Throng the congregating hogs.

Thick and fast down rains the mast,
And Freedom crowns the rich repast.

No need, I ween, of Kitchiner or Ude,
To cater for the swinish multitude!

But thou, poor Grumphy, ne'er through glimmering glade
Shalt wander far away to meet thy love,

Nor see thy piggies sport in vernal grove,

Nor munch fresh acorns in brown Autumn's shade.

Nor Paine, nor Cartwright, ever penn'd a line

To vindicate the natural rights of swine;

Yet when did man endure such wrongs as thine?

In vain thou deplorest,

All vainly thou squeakest,

For not in the forest

The babes that thou seekest.

Thou didst love them with ardour,

And overlay some of them.

Are they gone to the larder?
Or what is become of them?

Round and round, in magic dance,
Still they go, and ne'er advance,
They are slain, like Philistians
Who perish'd for boasting,
And like primitive Christians,
Behold, they are roasting!
The clock has struck seven,
They are done to a turning,
The moon is in Heaven,

And the crackling is burning.

Madam Cook, Madam Cook, mind the critical minute, For quickly 'tis flown, and there's much to do in it;

The crisis so nice is, and past in a trice is.-
Rat-tat-tat, tis' the orthodox Doctor from Isis.
To tithe pig, when roasted,

He still has a keen eye,
And oft has he boasted,
"In tempore veni.”

In the drawing-room-look

All the company muster,
Which puts Mrs Cook

In a terrible fluster;

She clangs and she bangs, and she batters and clatters,
What a whetting of knives, what a ringing of platters!

To and fro-above-below-
Up and down, the footmen go.
While the simmer of stews,
And the roaring of flues,
The frying-pan hissing,
The gridiron whizzing,
The skip-kennels quizzing,
Something still missing,
The housekeeper fretting,
The maid still forgetting,
'Mid toiling, turmoiling,
'Mid roasting and boiling,
And frying and broiling;
The butter-boat oiling,
The curry's a-spoiling;
While, in anger despotic,
Red, rampant, and restless,
And scarcely distrest less
Than a murderer's ghost,
'Mid the uproar chaotic,

The Cook" rules the roast."

Ah, tell me, Muse, do clocks, suns, moons, deceive,
Is this the pensive hour of pious eve-

When holy vespers lull the listening wind

When ancient wisdom supp'd, and have I not yet dined?

"Patience, thou young and rose-lipp'd cherubim,"

Art thou not sick of writing for thy meals?

Grows not thy sweet complexion somewhat grim,
At the sad aching void thy stomach feels,

In that dull wilderness of barren time,

'Twixt the last quarter's note of preparation,

And the glad chorus of the pealing chime,

The DINNER BELL, the long-wish'd consummation ?

Slow as the squire's old coach in Clag-clay Lane,
Slow as the "march of mind" in tawny Spain-
As Innovation in the House of Peers,

As Retribution, or Platonic years,

So lingering long each hungry minute passes
As if its wings were clogg'd with thick molasses-
While conversation, hardly kept alive,

Nor yet humanely suffer'd quite to die,
But loads the car it fain would aid to drive,
And shews how heavily the moments fly.

Martyr of knowledge! thus a wretched frog,
Compell'd to leap and twitch by shock galvanic,
Pants and distends its paunch so aldermanic-

Heaving vain sighs for its dear native bog-
To demonstration proving the alliance
Betwixt humanity and modern science.

There's many a sound that poets have call'd sweet,
As falling winds, and pebble-chafing seas;
The sighs of lovers when they part or meet-
The voice of praise, the hum of vernal bees,
Fanning the morning air with restless wing,
(I wish the pretty creatures would not sting ;)
No sound is sweeter to a guilty Felon,
Than an acquittal from good Justice Park;
Sweet to the mice, would be a warning bell on
Grimalkin's neck-to tinkle in the dark-
But sweeter far, to gastronomes, is a bell
That loudly sings, "The Dinner's upon table."

With swanlike movements, elegantly tardy,
Towards the banquet swims her graceful Grace;
Let no untitled lady be so hardy

As to usurp, or not to know, her place.

In long array, Earls, Viscounts, Barons, Squires,
Find the just station that their rank requires.
Lo! last of all, the Parson's wife and I
Take lowest place with all humility.

Imagination, haste away with me,

For vainly thou the nomenclature connest,
Of kickshaws rare, 66

quas versu dicere non est,"

Nor sing of calipash, or calipee,

Or terms too hard for any tongue that's honest;
For wherefore should we tarry here,

Where gilt-daub'd lacqueys serve us with a sneer,
And if we call for wine, will bring small beer?
Farewell, the realms of privileged gentility,
Where bashful twilight yields to tapers' glow,
The learned lady's volubility,

And the coy maid, whose speech, reserved and slow,
Like silent senators-is" aye," and "no;"

Like the small-footed citizens of Pekin,

In monosyllables for ever speaking.

Farewell, Sauterne and Hermitage,

The "thin potations" of a sober age;

So-da, and Seltzer's effervescent lymph,

With all your hissing impotence of rage,

Farewell-the streamlet, where the mountain nymph Delights to dabble, shall my thirst assuage. Imagination, haste, away with me,

And dinnerless-console thyself with tea.

But where shall we the brisk decoction find,
Or where remark the small upcurling steam,
Or the white clouds of lazy-mantling cream,
That round the cup their flaky progress wind?
In brightest porcelain, trick'd with gorgeous hue,
Or Stafford ware of simple white and blue?
In the lone cottage of the aged woman,
On the bleak skirt of some wide, windy common,
Who spins and shivers in her thread-bare cloak,
Save when, at morn and eve, the scanty smoke
Breaks through the fissures of the mouldering straw
That tells a tale of many a winter's flaw?

Yet e'en to her one genial drop is given,
One cup of comfort from a milder heaven.
Or where the city dame, in attic hovel,
Starves upon plain work, or compiles a novel;
Writes of the warbling stream, the whispering grove,
And, pinch'd with hunger, weeps the woes of love?
Or in the learn'd confines of College,

Which takes the Tea-tree for the Tree of Knowledge?
Or even here--where, high on dusty shelf,

With ragged pamphlets, and worm-eaten plays,

In solitary state, my cup of delf

Its own, and my unmated lot betrays?

Nay, cheerful herb, I will not seek for thee,

With age, and penury, and poetry.

Since the fine Hyson, and the dark Boheas,

Like wisdom, dwell with children at their knees, (4)
Since I'm ask'd out to-night-'tis more than time
To don my other shirt, and end my rhyme.

NOTES.

Q.

(1.) Hushabie, &c. These "snatches of old song," after descending by oral tradition from generation to generation, like the common law, the poems of Ossian, and the mysteries of the Druids, have, in these printing times, been collected and published by the indefatigable industry of the London booksellers. We certainly cannot think them improved by the types; but they are at least harmless, which is more than can be said of all our juvenile literature. The old nursery carol-Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross, has been rendered into Greek by a distinguished scholar, now a mitred pillar of Protestantism, who has, by a laudable pun, converted "Cock-horse” into ïnaλexтpúшv, a compound worthy of Aristophanes.

(2.) Wandering Ceres-See Claudian de Rap. Proser. B. 3.

(3.) Roast Pig. I am aware that this antipathy of my palate will appear like gastronomic heresy to the incomparable Elia.

(4.)

"Wisdom doth live with children round her knees."

WORDSWORTH.

VOL. XXIV.

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