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a noble lord conceding a measure, and in the next breath, by a solemn protest, disowning it! A protest there is a reason given for non-compliance, not a subterfuge for an equivocal occasional compliance. It was reasonable in the primitive Christians to avert from their persons, by what' ever dawful means, the compulsory eating of meats which had been offered unto idols. Idare say the Roman pred fects and exarchates had plenty of petitioning in their days. But what would a Festus or Agrippa have replied to a petition to that effect, presented to him by some eva sive Laodicean, with the very meat between his teeth, which he had been chewing voluntarily, rather than abide the penalty? Relief for tender consciences means nothing, where the conscience has previously relieved itself; that is, has complied with the injunctions which it seeks preposterously to be rid of Relief for conscience there is properly none, but what by better information makes an aet appear innocent and lawful with which the previous conscience was not satisfied to comply. All else is but relief from penalties, from scandal incurred by a complying practice, where the conscience itself is not fully satisfied. "But," say you, we have hard measure: the Quakers are indulged with the liberty denied to us. They are and dearly have they earned it. You have come in (as a sect at least) in the cool of the evening, at the eleventh hour. The Quaker character was hardened in the fires of persecution in the seventeenth century; not quite to the stake and faggot, but little short of that; they grew up and thrived against noisome prisons, cruel beatings, whippings, stockings. They have since endured a century or two of scoffs, contempts; they have been a by-word and a nayl word; they have stood unmoved: and the consequence of long conscientious resistance on one part is invariably, in the end, remission on the other. The Legislature, that denied you the tolerance, which I do not know that at that time you even asked, gave them the liberty, which, without granting, they would have assumed. No penal ties could have driven them into the churches. of This is the consequence of entire measures. Had the early

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Quakers consented to take oaths, leaving a protest with the clerk of the court against them in the same breath with which they had taken them, do you in your conscience think that they would have been indulged at this day in their exclusive privilege of affirming? Let your people go on for a century or so, marrying in your own fashion, and I will warrant them, before the end of it, the Legislature will be willing to concede to them more than they at present demand.

Either the institution of marriage depends not for its validity upon hypocritical compliances with the ritual of an alien Church (and then I do not see why you cannot marry among yourselves, as the Quakers, without their indulgence, would have been doing to this day), or it does depend upon such ritual compliance; and then, in your protests, you offend against a divine ordinance. I have read in the Essex Street Liturgy a form for the celebration of marriage. Why is this become a dead letter? Oh! it has never been legalized; that is to say, in the law's eye, it is no marriage. But do you take upon you to say, in the view of the gospel it would be none? Would your own people, at least, look upon a couple so paired to be none? But the case of dowries, alimonies, inheritances, &c., which depend for their validity upon the ceremonial of the Church by law established,- are these nothing? That our children are not legally Filii Nullius,—is this nothing? I answer, Nothing; to the preservation of a good conscience, nothing; to a consistent Christianity, less than nothing. Sad worldly thorns they are indeed, and stumbling-blocks well worthy to be set out of the way by a Legislature calling itself Christian; but not likely to be removed in a hurry by any shrewd legislators who perceive that the petitioning complainants have not so much as bruised a shin in the resistance, but, prudently declining the briers and the prickles, nestle quietly down in the smooth twosided velvet of a protesting occasional conformity.

I am, dear sir,

With much respect, yours, &c.,

ELIA.

ON THE CUSTOM OF HISSING AT THE

THEATRES;

WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF A CLUB OF DAMNED AUTHORS.

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R. REFLECTOR,-I am one of those persons whom the world has thought proper to designate by the title of Damned Authors. In that memorable season of dramatic failures, 1806-7,-in which no fewer, I think, than two tragedies, four comedies, one opera, and three farces, suffered at Drury Lane Theatre,-I was found guilty of constructing an afterpiece, and was damned.

Against the decision of the public in such instances there can be no appeal. The clerk of Chatham might as well have protested against the decision of Cade and his followers, who were then the public. Like him, I was condemned because I could write.

Not but it did appear to some of us that the measures of the popular tribunal at that period savoured a little of harshness and of the summum jus. The public mouth was early in the season fleshed upon the "Vindictive Man," and some pieces of that nature; and it retained, through the remainder of it, a relish of blood. As Dr. Johnson would have said, "Sir, there was a habit of sibilation in the house."

Still less am I disposed to inquire into the reason of the comparative lenity, on the other hand, with which some pieces were treated, which, to indifferent judges, seemed at least as much deserving of condemnation as some of those which met with it. I am willing to put a favourable construction upon the votes that were given against us; I believe that there was no bribery or designed partiality in the case only" our nonsense did not happen to suit their nonsense; that was all.

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But against the manner in which the public, on these occasions, think fit to deliver their disapprobation, I must and ever will protest.

Sir, imagine but you have been present at the damning of a piece (those who never had that felicity, I beg them to imagine)—a vast theatre, like that which Drury Lane was before it was a heap of dust and ashes (I insult not over its fallen greatness; let it recover itself when it can - for me, let it lift up its towering head once more, and take in poor authors to write for it; hic cœstus artemque repono),

a theatre like that, filled with all sorts of disgusting sounds, shrieks, groans, hisses, but chiefly the last, like the noise of many waters, or that which Don Quixote heard from the falling-mills, or that wilder combination of devilish sounds which St. Anthony listened to in the .wilderness.

On! Mr. Reflector, is it not a pity that the sweet human voice, which was given man to speak with, to sing with, to - whisper tones of love in, to express compliance, to convey a favour, or to grant a suit, that voice, which in a Siddons or a Braham rouses us, in a siren Catalani charms and <captivates us,—that the musical, expressive human voice should be converted into a rival of the noises of silly geese, and irrational, venomous snakes? ·

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I never shall forget the sounds on my night. I never before that time fully felt the reception which the Author of All Ill, in the "Paradise Lost," meets with from the critics in the pit, at the final close of his Tragedy upon the Human Race," though that, alas! met with too much

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"From innumerable tongues

A dismal universal hiss, the sound

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Of hissing through the hall, thick swarming now
trots With complicated monsters, head and tail,
Scorpion and asp, and Amphisbæna dire,
Cerastes horned, Hydrus, and Elops drear,

CHISTAT And Dipsas."

1. For hall substitute theatre, and you have the very image of what takes place at what is called the damnation of a piece, and properly so called; for here you see its origin plainly, whence the custom was derived, and what the first

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But; sir, as to the justice of bestowing such appalling, heart-withering denunciations of the popular obloquý upon the venial mistake of a poor author, who thought to please sus in the act of filling his pockets,for the sum of his demerits amounts to no more than that,it does, I own, seem to mega species of retributive justice far too severe for the offence. A culprit in the pillory (bate the eggs) meets with no severer exprobration..

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Indeed, I have often wondered that some modest critic has not proposed that there should be a wooden machine to that effect erected in some convenient part of the proscenium, which an unsuccessful author should be required to mount, cand stand his hour, exposed to the apples and oranges of the pit.This amende honorable would well suit with the meanness of some authors, who, in their prologues, fairly prostrate their skulls to the audience, and seem to invite a pelting. soi Or why should they not have their pens publicly broke over their heads, as the swords of recreant knights in old times were, and an oath administered to them that they should never write again? * HRP 197am I TodSeriously, Messieurs the Public, this outrageous way which you have got of expressing your displeasures is too much for the occasion. When I was deafening under the effects dofit, Lo could not help asking what crime of great moral turpitude I had committed: for every man about me seemed to feel the offence as personal to himself; as something which public interest and private feelings alike called upon him, in the strongest possible manner, to stigmatize with infamy.me we didt 16d att at mouht

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The Romans, it is well known to you, Mr. Reflector, took a gentler method of marking their disapprobation of an author's work. They were a humane and equitable nation. They left the furca and the patibulum, the axe and the rods, to great offenders for these minor and (if I may so term them) extra-moral offences, the bent thumb was considered caspa sufficient sign of disapprobation, vertere pollicem; as the pressed thumb, premere pollicem, was a mark of approving.

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