But as for the Brown and the Black, they both have a notable smack : Young women may find them loving and kind, The Swarthy I cannot forget; Beware of the head that is Grey, old men they will jealousie breed; And think that the wanton you play, altho' you be honest indeed. He's chilly and cold in his blood, and never a Tooth in his Jaw; He'l do a young Wife no more good, than tickle her Tale with a Straw. But as for the Brown, &c. The Flaxen and Grey I forbid, with Sandy, for bad is the best; But now I am come to the Red, which is seven times worse than the rest, He's full of ill humours, therefore he stinks, let him do what he can ; As Ramish as any old Bo[a]re: what Woman can love such a Man? But as for the Brown, &c. Young-men that are freckled and fair, are commonly given to lies; But black men and brown, I declare, are known to be vertuous and wise; They hate for to wrangle and brawl, they honor and nourish their Wives, 60 72 84 96 And never will wrong them at all, But love them as dear as their lives. Stand up for the Brown, &c. 108 Directions for Damosels. Young Damsels of e'ry degree, Whose Beauty does Batchelors charm, good counsel can do you no harm; as e're you laid out in your life. Then Hey for the Brown and the Black, Young Women may find them loving and kind, 73 120 Printed for J. Deacon, at the Angel in Guiltspur-street, without Newgate. [In Black-letter. These three woodcuts (one below). Date, 1685-88.] The Young Man's Counsellor.-2. Rosalind.-"Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punished and cured is, that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too. Yet I profess curing it by counsel."-As You Like It, iii. 2. AVING felt compelled to give one "Young Man's Counsellor," HAV because it was the legitimate precursor of our Roxburghe "Directions for Damosels," we now add another ditty bearing the same title. It is, however, of a very different character, being an unexceptionally moral strain, of orthodox piety and grave sententiousness. No other copy is known. It is also to a different tune (i.e. "Aim not too high," for which see Roxburghe Ballads, i. 326), agreeing with "Fortune, my Foe" (given complete in Bagford Ballads, p. 961). "Fortune my Foe, why dost thou frown on me?" was often mentioned by Shakespeare and other dramatists of his time. A favourite "Hanging tune," for verses on an execution, it suited any long narrative or expostulation. [Roxburghe Collection, IV. 47 verso =Bright's] The Young Man's Counsellor : Dr, A Guide for New Beginners. Which, being put in practice may prove both acceptable, useful, and profitable, to all such as are beginning to Deal in the World. With directions how to order their Affairs to the glory of God; and their own benefit. AL LL you that to begin the World intend, But yet be sure let virtue be thy guide. A virtuous wife is worth her weight in gold. May chance to fall in offering for to climb. 4 12 16 selling of thy wares do not exact, But still be just to what thou doest contract: Small gains in time will make a heavy purse. And rob thee of thy reason and thy wit. As in a Looking-glass thou mayest discern, And from the same this Lesson thou mayest learn, That those who steep their brains in beer and wine, Do differ little from the brutish Swine. Let thy example still before them be, Such as may suit with pleasing modesty; That they no time their duty do neglect ; The better for themselves be sure 'twill be. At home, and eke abroad, be kind to all, Least that into disgrace thou chance to fall; 64 68 72 By following of these rules, which here are shewn, That every one by thy example may Know how to govern, and how to obey. 76 Thus have I shown you in my true respect, Wherefore these precepts, pray, do not neglect; London, Printed for Richard Hardy, at the Horse-shoe in West-Smith-Field. [In Black-letter, with these five woodcuts. Date about 1681.] 80 |