As you do love your lady Silvia :) When she did think my master lov'd her well, And threw her sun-expelling mask away, The air hath starv'd the roses in her cheeks, Sil. How tall was she? When all our pageants of delight were play'd, [Exit Proteus. Our youth got me to play the woman's part, Jul. How many women would do such a message? And I was trimm'din madam Julia's gown, Alas, poor Proteus ! thou hast entertain'd Which served me as fit, by all men's judgment, A fox, to be the shepherd of thy lambs. Asifthe garment had been made for me: Alas, poor fool! why do I pity him Therefore, I know she is about my height. That with his very heart despiseth me? And, at that time, I made her weep a-good, Because he loves her, he despiseth me; For I did play a lamentable part: Madam, 'twas Ariadne, passioning Which I so lively acted with my tears, That my poor mistress, moved therewithal, If I in thought felt not her very sorrow! Alas, poor lady! desolate and left!- I weep myself, to think upon thy words. Here, youth, there is my purse; I give thee this For thy sweet mistress 'sake, because thou lov'st her. As heaven, it knows, I would not have him speed. Farewell! (Exit Silvia. Enter Silva, attended. Jul. And she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean her. Alas, how love can trifle with itself! Here is her picture. Let me see! I think, Jul. From my master, sir Proteus,' madam. If I had such a tire, this face of mine Sil. O!--he sends you for a picture ? Were full as lovely, as is this of hers: Jul. Ay, madam. And yet the painter flatter'd her a little, Sil. Ursula, bring my picture there! Unless I flatter with myself too much. [Picture brought. Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow: Jul. Madam, please you peruse this letter !-- Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine’s as high. What should it be, that he respects in her, But I can make respective in myself, If this fond love were not a blinded god ? Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, lov'd, and ador'd; I will not look upon your master's lines : And, were there sense in his idolatry, My substance should be statue in thy stead. Thatus'd me so; or else, by Jove I vow, [Exit. Аст V. Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong. SCENE I. The same. An abbey. Jul. She thanks you. Enter EGLAMOUR. Egl. The sun begins to gild the western sky; She will not fail; for lovers break not hours, Unless it be to come before their time; To think upon her woes, I do protest, So much they spur their expedition. Enter SILVIA. Out at the postera by the abbey-wall! a Egl. Fear not: the forest is not three leagues off; 2 Out. Come, bring her away! But Moyses, and Valerius, follow him. suit? There is our captain : we'll follow him that's fled: Pro. O sir, I find her milder than she was ; The thicket is beset, he cannot’scape. And yet she takes exceptions at your person. 10ut. Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave': Thứ. What, that my leg is too long? Fear not; he bears an honourable mind, Pro. No ; that it is too little. And will not use a woman lawlessly. Thu. I'll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder. Sil. O Valentine, this I endure for thee. [Exeunt. Pro. But love will not be spürr’d to what it loaths., Thu. What says she to my face? SCENE IV. - Another part of the forest, Pro. She says it is a fair one. Enter VALENTINE. Jul. 'Tis true, such pearls as put out ladies' eyes ; Here can I sit alone, unscen of any, Tune my distresses, and record my woes. O thou that dost inhabit in my breast, [Aside. And leave no memory of what it was! Thu. What says she to my valoar? Repair me with thy presence, Silvia ; Pro. O, sir, she makes no doubt of that. Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain !-Jul. She needs not,when she knows it cowardice. What halloing, and what stir iš this to-day? [ Aside. These are my mates, that make their wills their law, Thu. What says she to my birth? Have some unhappy passenger in chase : They love me well; yet I have much to do, Withdraw thee, Valentine; who's this comes here? Pro. O, ay; and pities them. [Steps aside. Thu. Wherefore? Enter PROTEUS, Silvia, and Julia. Jul. That such an ass should owe them. [Aside. Pro. Madam, this service I have done for you, Pro. That they are out by lease. (Though you respect not aught your servant doth,) Jul. Here comes the duke. To hazard life, and rescueyou from him, That would have forc'd your honour and your love. Duke. How now, sir Proteus? how now, Thurio? Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look ; Which of you saw sir Eglamour of late ? A smaller boon than this I cannot beg, Thu, Not I. And less than this, I am sure, you cannot give. Pro. Nor I. Val. How like a dream is this I see and hear! Duke. Saw you my daughter ? Love, lend me patience to forbear a while. [4side. Pro. Neither. Sil. O miserable, unhappy that I am! tine; But,by my coming, I have made you happy. 'Tis true; for friar Laurence met them both, Sil. By thy approach thou mak'st me most unhappy. As he in penance wander'd through the forest: Jul. And me, when he approacheth to your presence. Him he knew well, and guess'd that it was she; [Aside. But, being mask'd, he was not sure of it: Sil. Had I been seized by a hungry lion, I would have been a breakfast to the beast, I do detest false, perjur'd Proteus : Would I not undergo for one calm look ? That flies her fortune when it follows her: O, 'tis the curse in love, and still approv'd, I'll after, more to be reveng’d on Eglamour, When women cannot love where they're belov'd. Than for the love of reckless Silvia. (Exit. Sil. When Proteus cannot love where he's belov'd. Pro. And I will follow, more for Silvia's love, Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love, Than hate of Eglamour, that goes with her. (Exit. For whose dear sake thou did'st then rend thy faith Jul. And I will follow, more to cross that love, Into a thousand oaths; and all those oaths Than hate for Silvia, that is gone for love. [Exit. Descended into perjury, to love me. Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou had'st two, SCENE III. — Frontiers of Mantua. The Forest. And that's far worse than none; better have none Enter Silvia and Out-laws. Than plural faith, which is too much by one; Out. Come, come; Thou counterfeit to thy true friend! Pro. In love, Sil. All men but Proteus. a Pro. Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words And love you 'gainst the nature of love, force you. Pro. I'll force thee yield to my desire. Val. Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch; Thou friend of an ill fashion! Pro. Valentine! Val. Thou common friend, that's without faith or (For such is a friend now,) treacherous man! I have one friend alive; thou would'st disprove me. I am sorry I must never trust thee more, I tender it here; I do as truly suffer, Val. Then I am paid; And once again I do receive thee honest: - Is nor of heaven, nor earth; for these are pleas'd; Pro. Look to the boy. [Faints. Val. Why, boy! why, wag! how now? what is the Look up; speak. Jul. O good sir, my master charg'd me To deliver a ring to madam Silvia; matter? Fills him with faults, makes him run through all sins: Enter Out-laws, with Duke and THURIO. Val. Forbear, I say; it is my lord the duke. Duke. Sir Valentine! Thu. Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. I claim her not, and therefore she is thine. I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine, Which, out of my neglect, was never done. Pro. Where is that ring, boy? Jul. Here 'tis; this is it. Pro. How! let me see: Why this is the ring I gave to Julia. Jul. O, cry you mercy, sir, I have mistook; This is the ring you sent to Silvia. [Shows another ring. Pro. But, how cam'st thou by this ring? at my depart, I gave it unto Julia. Jul. And Julia herself did give it me; Jul. Behold her, that gave aim to all thy oaths, It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, . Forgive them what they have committed here, Duke. I think the boy hath grace in him; he blushes, were man But constant, he were perfect: that one error That done, our day of marriage shall be yours; coram. she is able to overtake seventeen years old: it were a go ot motion, if we leave our pribbles and prabbles and desire a marriage between master Abraham, and mistress Anne Page. Shal. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred Shal. Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-pound? chamber matter of it: if he were twenty sir John Fal-Eva. Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny. staffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. Shal. I know the young gentlewoman; she has good Slen. In the county of Gloster, justice of peace, and gifts. Shal. Ay,cousin Slender,and Cust-alorum. Slen. Ay, and ratolorum too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself armigero; in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, armigero. Shal. Ay, that we do; and have done any time these three hundred years. Slen. All his successors, gone before him, have done't; and all his ancestors, that come after him, may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. Shal. It is an old coat. Eva. Yes, py'r-lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but this is all one: If sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church and will be glad to do my benevolence, to make atonements and compromises between you. Shal. The Council shall hear it; it is a riot. Eva. It is not meet the Council hear a riot; there is no fear of Got in a riot: the Council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that. Shal. Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. Eva. It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it: and there is another device in my prain, which, peradventure,prings goot discretions with it.There is Anne Page, which is daugther to Master George Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. Eva. It is that fery verson for all the 'orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of monies, and gold, and silver, is her grandsire, upon his death'sbed, (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!) give, when Eva. Seven hundred pounds, and possibilities, is good gifts. Shal. Well, let us see honest master Page: Is Fallstaff there? Eva. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar, as I do despise one that is false; or, as I despise one that is not true. The knight, sir John, is there; and I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door [knocks] for master Page. What, hoa! Got pless your® house here! Enter PAGE, Page. Who's there? Eva. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and justice Shallow: and here young master Slender; that, peradventures, shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings. Page. I am glad to see your worships well: I thank you for my venison, master Shallow. Shal. Master Page, I am glad to see you; much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill kill'd: How doth good mistress Page? and I love you always with my heart, la; with my heart. Page. Sir, I thank you. Shal. Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. - Shal. Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog; can there be more said? he is good, and fair. Is sir John Falstaff here? Page. Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you. Eva. It is spoke as a christians ought to speak. hath ;-at a word, he hath ;-believe me; - Robert Shal- Enter Sir JOHN FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NY, and Fal. Now, master Shallow; you'll complain of me to the king? Shal. Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge. Fal. But not kiss'd your keeper's daughter? Fal. I will answer it straight. —I have done all Shal. The Council shall know this. God, and not with drunken knaves. Enter Mistress ANNE PAGE with wine; Mistress FORD Page. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink within. [Exit Anne Page. Slen. O heaven! this is mistress Anne Page. Page. How now, mistress Ford? Fal. Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well this:―met: by your leave, good mistress. [Kissing her. Page. Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome: -— Come, we have a hot venison pasty to dinner; come, Fal. 'Twere better for you, if it were known in coun- gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. sel: you'll be laugh'd at. Eva. Pauca verba, sir John, good worts. Fal. Good worts! good cabbage.-Slender, I broke your head; what matter have you against me? Slen.Marry,sir,I have matter in my head against you; and against your coney-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. They carried me to the tavern, and made me drunk, and afterwards picked my pocket. Bard. You Banbury cheese! Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Pist. How now, Mephostophilus? Nym. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca; slice! that's my humour. Slen. Where's Simple, my man?-can you tell, cousin? Eva.Peace: I pray you! Now let us understand: There is three umpires in this matter, as I understand: that is-master Page, fidelicet, master Page; and there is myself, fidelicet, myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. [Exeunt all but Shal. Slender, and Evans, Slen. I had rather than forty shillings, I had my book of Songs and Sonnets here: Enter SIMPLE. How now, Simple! Where have you been? I must wait on myself, must I? You have not The book of Riddles about you, have you? Sim. Book of Riddles! why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon Allhallowmas last, a fortnight afore Michaelmas? Shal. Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word with you, coz: marry, this, coz; There is, as 'twere, a tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by sir Hugh here;-Do you understand me? Slen. Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable; if it be so, I shall do that that is reason. Shal. Nay, but understand me. Slen. So I do, sir. Eva. Give ear to his motions, master Slender: I will description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it. Page. We three, to hear it, and end it between them. Slen. Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says: I Eva. Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my note-pray you, pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his book; and we will afterwards 'ork upon the cause, with as great discreetly as we can. Fal. Pistol, Pist. He hears with ears. Eva. The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, He hears with ears? Why it is affectations. country, simple though I stand here. Eva. But this is not the question; the question is concerning your marriage. Shal. Ay, there's the point, sir. Eva. Marry, is it; the very point of it; to mistress Anne Page. Slen. Why, if it be so, I will marry her, upon any reasonable demands. Fal. Pistol, did you pick master Slender's purse? Slen. Ay, by these gloves, did he, (or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else) of Eva. But can you affection the 'oman? Let us comseven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward sho-mand to know that of your mouth, or of your lips; for vel-boards, that cost me two shilling and two pence a- divers philosophers hold, that the lips is parcel of the piece of Yead Miller, by these gloves. mouth;Therefore, precisely, can you carry your Fal. Is this true, Pistol ? good will to the maid? Eva. No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. Pist. Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! — Sir John and I combat challenge of this latten bilbo :- Slen. Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick: if I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of Shal. Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her? Slen. I hope, sir,-I will do, as it shall become one that would do reason. Eva. Nay, Got's lord'and his ladies, you must speak possitable, if you can carry her your desires towards her. Shal. That you must: Will you, upon good dowry, marry her? Slen. I will do a greater thing than that, upon your request, cousin, in any reason. Shal. Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz; what I do, is to pleasure you, coz: Can you love the maid? Slen. I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married, and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt; but if you say, marry her, I will marry her, that I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely. Eva. It is a fery discretion answer; save, the faul' in the 'ort dissolutely: the 'ort is, according to our meaning, resolutely; - his meaning is good. is |