monarch: for, I protest, the school-master is exceeding fantastical; too, too vain; too, too vain: But we will put it, as they say, to fortuna della guerra. I wish you the peace of mind, most royal couplement! [Frit ARM. King. Here is like to be a good presence of worthies: He presents Hector of Troy; the swain, Pompey the great; the parish curate, Alexander; Armado's page, Hercules; the pedant, Judas Machabæus. [thrive, And if these four worthies in their first show These four will change habits, and present the other five. in his vein. Biron. There is five in the first show. You lie, you are not he. With libbard's head on kuee. Biron. Well said, old mocker; I must needs be friends with thee. [the big, Cost. I Pompey am, Pompey surnam'd Dum. The great. [the great; Cost. It is great, sir; -Pompey surnam'd That oft in field, with targe and shield, did make my foe to sweat: And, travelling along this coast, I here am come by chance; And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of France. If your ladyship would say, Thanks, Pom pey, I had done. Prin. Great thanks, great Pompey. Cast. 'Tis not so much worth; but, I hope, I was perfect: I made a little fault in, great. Biron. My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the best worthy. Enter NATHANIEL armed, for Alexander. By east, west, north, and south, I spread Prin. The conqueror is dismay'd: proceed good Alexander. Nath. When in the world I livd, I was the world's commander;Boyet. Most true, 'tis right; you were so, Biron. Pompey the great, [Alisander. Cost. Your servant, and Costárd. Biron. Take away the conqueror, take away Alisander. • A game with dice. Cost. O, sir, [70 NATH] you have overthrown Alisander the conqueror! You will be scraped out of the painted cloth for this: your lion, that holds his poll-ax sitting on a close-stool, will be given to A-jax: he will be the ninth worthy. A conqueror, and afeard to speak! run away for shame, Alisander. [NATH. retires.] There, an't shall please you; a foolish mild man; an honest man, look you, and soon dash'd! He is a marvelous good neighbour, insooth; and a very good bowler: but, for Alisander, alas, you see, how 'tis ;-a little o'erparted:-But there are worthies a coming will speak their mind in some other sort. Prin. Stand aside, good Pompey. Enter HOLOFERNES urmed, for Judas, and MoTH arm'd, for Hercules. Hol. Great Hercules is presented by this [headed canus; Whose club kill'd Cerberus, that threeAnd, when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp, Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus: Quoniam, he seemeth in minority; Ergo, I come with this apology.Keep some state in thy exit, and vanish. imp, Hol. Judas 1 am, Dum. A Judas! [Exit Мотн. Hol. What is this? Boyet. A cittern head. Dum. The head of a bodkin. drawer.: And now, forward; for we have put thee in Hol. You have put me out of countenance. 1 Pick out. Enter ARMADO armed, for Hector. Biron. Hide thy head, Achilles: here comes Hector in arms. Dum. Though my mocks come home by me, I will now be merry. King. Hector was but a Trojan in respect of this. Boyet. But is this Hector? Dum. I think, Hector was not so cleantimber'd. Long. His leg is too big for Hector. Boyet. No; he is best indued in the small. Dum. He's a god or a painter; for he makes faces. [the almighty, Arm. The armipotent Mars, of lances * Gave Hector a gift, Dum. A gilt nutmeg. Long. Stuck with cloves. Arm. Peace. Long. That columbine. Arm. Sweet lord Longaville, rein thy tongue. Long. I must rather give it the rein; for it runs against Hector. Dum. Ay, and Hector's a greyhound. Arm. The sweet war-man is dead and rotten; sweet chucks, beat not the bones of the buried when he breathed, he was a manBut I will forward with my device: Sweet royalty, [to the Prin.] bestow on me the sense of hearing. [BIRON whispers Cosr. Prin. Speak, brave Hector; we are much delighted. Arm. I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper. Boyet. Loves her by the foot. Dum. He may not by the yard. [nibal,Arm. This Hector far surmounted HanCost. The party is gone, fellow Hector, she is gone; she is two months on her way. Arm. What meanest thou ? Cost. Faith, unless you play the honest Trojan, the poor wench is cast away: she's quick; the child brags in her belly already; 'tis yours. Arm. Dost thou infamonize me ainong potentates? thou shalt die. Cost. Then shall Hector be whipp'd, for Jaquenetta that is quick by him; and hang'd, for Pompey that is dead by him. Dum. Most rare Pompey! Boyet. Renowned Pompey! Dum. Hector will challenge him. Biron. Ay, if he have no more man's blood in's belly than will sup a flea. Arm. By the north pole, I do challenge thee. Cost. I will not fight with a pole, like a northern man‡; I'll slash; I'll do it by the sword: -I pray you, let me borrow my arms again. Dum. Room for the incensed worthies. Cost. I'll do it in my shirt. Dum. Most resolute Pompey! Moth. Master, let me take you a buttonhole lower. Do you not see, Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean you? you will lose your reputation. Arm. Gentlemen, and soldiers, pardon me; I will not combat in my shirt. Dum. You may not deny it; Pompey hath made the chalienge. Arm. Sweet bloods, I both may and will. Biron. What reason have you for't? Arm. The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt; I go woolwards for penance. Boyet. True, and it was enjoin'd him in Rome for want of linen: since when, I'll be sworn, he wore none, but a dish-clout of Jaquenetta's; and that 'a wears next his heart, for a favour. Enter MERCADE. Mer. God save you, madam! But that thou interrupt'st our merriment. Mer. I am sorry, madam; for the news I bring, Is heavy in my tongue. The king your fatherPrin. Dead, for my life. Mer. Even so; my tale is told. Biron. Worthies, away; the scene begins to cloud. stay. Arm. For mine own part, I breathe free breath: I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier. [Exeunt Worthies. King. How fares your majesty? Prin. Boyet, prepare; I will away to-night. King. Madam, not so; I do beseech you, [lords, Prin. Prepare, I say. -I thank you, gracious For all your fair endeavours; and entreat, Out of a new-sad soul, that you vouchsafe In your rich wisdom, to excuse, or hide, The liberal opposition of our spirits: If over boldly we have borne ourselves In the converse of breath, your gentleness Was guilty of it. Farewell, worthy lord! A heavy heart bears not an humble tongue: Excuse me so, coming so short of thanks For my great suit so easily obtain'd. Biron. Greater than great, great, great, That which long process could not arbitrate: great Pompey! Pompey the huge! King. The extreme parts of time extremely All causes to the purpose of his speed; (form And often, at his very loose, decides Dum. Hector trembles. And though the morning brow of progeny Forbid the smiling courtesy of love, Biron. Pompey is mov'd:-More Atest, The holy suit which fain it would convince; more Ates; stir them on! stir them on! Yet, since love's argument was first on foot, * Lance-inen. + Até was the goddess of discord. † A clown. و Clothed in woel, withent linen. Free to excess. Let not the cloud of sorrow justle it ladies, All wanton as a child, skipping, and vain; Change not your offer made in heat of blood; weeds I, Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love, Tempted. + Regard. Raining the tears of lamentation, King. If this, or more than this, I would to me? to me? then. Dum. But what to me, my love? but what is long. Ros. Oft have I heard of you, my lord Birón, Biron. To move wild laughter in the throat Ros. Why, that's the way to choke a gibing Will hear your idle scorns, continue then, Clothing. Vehement. || Immediate. But, if they wili not, throw away that spirit, And I shall find you empty of that fault, Right joyful of your reforination. Biron. A twelvemonth? well, befal what will befal, I'll jest a twelvemonth in an hospital. Prin. Ay, sweet my lord; and so I take my leave. [To the King. King. No, madam: we will bring you on your way. [play; Biron. Our wooing doth not end like an old Jack hath not Jill: these ladies' courtesy Might well have made our sport a comedy. King, Come, sir, it wants a twelvemonth And then 'twill end. [and a day. That's too long for a play. Biron. Enter ARMADO. Dum. The worthy knight of Troy. Arm. I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave: I am a votary; I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the plough for her sweet love three years. But, most esteemed greatness, will you hear the dialogue that the two learned men have compiled, in praise of the owl and the cuckoo? it should have followed in the end of our show. King. Call them forth quickly, we will do so. Arm. Holla! approach. Enter HOLOFERNES, NATHANIEL, MOтн, COSTARD, and others. This side is Hiems, winter; this Ver, the spring; the one maintain'd by the owl, the other by the cuckoo. Ver, begin. SONG. Spring. When daisies pied, and violets blue, * Cool. The cuckoo then, on every tree, Cuckoo; II. When shepherds pipe on oaten straws, The cuckoo then, on every tree, Cuckoo; III. Winter. When icicles hang by the wall, And Dick the shepherd blows his nail, And Tom bears logs into the hall, And milk comes frozen home in pail, When blood is nipp'd, and ways be foul, Then nightly sings the staring owl, To-who; Tu-whit, to-who, a merry note, While grcasy Joan doth keel* the pot. IV. When all aloud the wind doth blow, And coughing drowns the parson's saw And birds sit brooding in the snow, And Marian's nose looks red and raw, When roasted crabst hiss in the bowl, Then nightly sings the staring owl, To-who; Tu-whit, to-who, a merry note, While greasy Joan doth keel the pot. Arm. The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of Apollo. You, that way; we, this way. [Exeunt. + Wild apples. In this play, which all the editors have concurred to censure, and some have rejected as unworthy of our poet, it must be confessed that there are many passages mean, childish, and vulgar; and some which ought not to have been exhibited, as we are told they were, to a maiden queen. But there are scattered through the whole many sparks of genius; nor is there any play that has more evident marks of the hand of Shakspeare.-JOHNSON. Magnificoes of Venice, Officers of the Court of Justice, Jailer, Servants, and other Attendants. Scene, Partly at Venice, and partly at Belmont, the Seat of Portia, on the Continent. SCENE I. Venice. A Street. ACT I. Enter ANTONIO, SALARINO, and SALANIO. And such a want-wit sadness makes of me, Salar. Your mind is tossing on the ocean; There, where your argosies * with portly sail,Like signiors and rich burghers of the flood, Or, as it were the pageants of the sea,Do overpeer the petty traffickers, That curt'sy to them, do them reverence, As they fly by them with their woven wings. Salan. Believe me, sir, had I such venture The better part of my affections would [forth, Be with my hopes abroad. I should be still Plucking the grass, to know where sits the wind; [roads; Peering in maps, for ports, and piers, and And every object, that might make me fear Misfortune to my ventures, out of doubt, Would make me sad. Which touching but my gentle vessel's side, Would scatter all her spices on the stream; Enrobe the roaring waters with my silks; Aud, in a word, but even now worth this, And now worth nothing? Shall I have the thought To think on this; and shall I lack the thought, Fie, fie! Salan. Not in love neither? Then let's say, you are sad, merry, Because you are not merry: and 'twere as easy For you, to laugh, and leap, and say, you are [Janus, Because you are not sad. Now, by two-headed Nature hath fram'd strange fellows in her time: Some that will evermore peep through their And laugh, like parrots, at a bag-piper; [eyes, And other of such vinegar aspect, [smile, That they'll not show their teeth in way of Though Nestor swear the jest be laughable. Enter BASSANIO, LORENZO, and GRATIANO. Salan. Here comes Bassanio, your most noble kinsman, Gratiano, and Lorenzo: Fare you well; |