Enter Hamlet. Ham. To be, or not to be: that is the question: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, That makes calamity of so long life; 69 For who would bear the whips and scorns of The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, 8a Oph. And enterprises of great pitch and moment Good my lord, How does your honour for this many a day? Ham. I pray you, now receive them. I never gave you aught. No, not I; 90 Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right well you did; Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Oph. My lord? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest and fair, your honesty Ham. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner 100 25194 Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. Oph. I was the more deceived. 120 Ham. Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth? We are arrant knaves all; 130 believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. At home, my lord. Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in's own house. Farewell. Oph. O, help him, you sweet heavens! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get 140 thee to a nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell. Oph. O heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well |