kennel here we found a squattee of young ladies seated in a circle; in the centre was a broken bowl, and into this they were all dipping their fingers, with as much greediness as if it was hasty-pudding. My nose soon informed me that it was grease; and the merchant tells me that it is the luxury of women, and consolation even unto a slave; with this they besmear themselves from head to toe, and glisten in the sun like a newly varnished picture; they were so well pleased with the fat, that they paid but little attention to the dealer as he pointed out the particular beauties of each. Some were tattoed like aboriginal Britons, and some had their faces cat like crimped skate; she is considered most ornamental who uses most grease; and she that does not smell offensively is looked upon as a sloven. The merchant warrants that a slave shall not snore, nor be guilty of many other dèsagremèns of nature.Henniker. MR. EDITOR,-After reading the extract given in your IRIS, of the 28th ult. from Southey's History of the Peninsular War, detailing all the affecting circum. stances of the death and interment of Sir John Moore, no apology, I presume, will be deemed necessary for inserting the following beautiful LINES on the same subject, written by a student of Trinity College, Cambridge. Your's, &c. S X. History.' I also stated my intention of embracing the " bigots; an enthusiast may delight to step beyond huma- As my former reading was superficial, I entered upon The fact is, my remark originated in misunderstand- Whether, or not, the opinions of I. B. M. accord they may be supported by numerous facts drawn from with prevailing views, is of little consequence; as every age. I cannot but admire the judicious observation, and independent judgment of the Author of "The Augustan Age:" with much information, he combines a clear understanding and a well regulated taste; his ideas evidently arise from considerable powers judiciously exercised; and his decisions are expressed with a confidence in his own deliberations, On reading an account of the Burial of Sir John Moore, and indicates that description of originality which which at once distinguishes him from common writers, benefits society and is honourable to its promulgators. Hoping for many literary favours from your correspondent I. B. M., I am, &c. LINES, at Corunna. Not a drum was heard, not a funeral note, We buried him darkly, at dead of night, No useless coffins inclosed his breast, But we stedfastly gazed on the face of the dead, And we bitterly thought of the morrow. We thought as we hallow'd his narrow bed, And smooth'd down his lonely pillow, A CONSTANT READER. That the foe and the stranger world tread o'er his head, constitutes the Lightly they'll talk of the spirit that's gone, But half of our heavy task was done, Slowly and sadly we laid him down, MR. EDITOR,-That an honest man's the noblest work of God," is an admitted and generally admired maxim. And, as honest men are not identified with any particular rank, exclusive of all others, it must be granted that they may be found in all the gradations of society. Now, as the poorest and most illiterate, may, nevertheless, be honest men, and in being such, are "the noblest work of God," I wish, Sir, to ascertain that point, distinction, or qualifying materials which Gentleman." Is it rank? Wealth? Authority? each and all of which may be hereditary. Is it Learning? virtue? benevolence each and all of which must be acquired. Combativeness? impertinence? obscurity? perfidy? all of which are odious and diabolical. For the elucidation of this particular, I do not require your readers to trouble themselves in Antiquarian research; neither do I wish to be troubled with Greek, or Latin, or Teutonic, or even French primitives; the definition must be illustrative of the English acceptation, and in the vernacular tongue of the present race of Englishmen. I am &c., Chester, Jany. 20th, 1823. VERITAS. MR. EDITOR,--A few weeks since you observed that the scene of the infernal regions,' in 'THE LIBERTINE,' accorded neither with taste nor judgment; and now that its exhibition is discontinued, I beg to trouble you with one or two remarks, which could not fail to strike every beholder. First.-The nodding of the equestrian statue is as unfeasible as absurd.-And, Secondly-The fall of Don Juan, and the appearance of bell's torture snakes,' and masked fiends, is weak, preposterous, and impious; and every child must pity the actor, who can be so imbecile, as to stagger off the stage, for the purpose of looping a huge torture suake to his breast! This scene can have no sulutary effect upon the atheist, or fatalist; it only obtains his ridicale, as to principle; whilst it panders to his worst passions by influence. It is at the same time a libel upon Divine Revelation in general, and a caricature upon Christianity in particular. Don Juan is a character altogether out of life; such a monster, (could such possibly exist,) would and should fall by human agency alone; and in this way only can the piece be reconciled to feeling, moral principle, or A contemptible villain may for a time evade the laws of civilized nations, or the vengeance of natural right, but he will ultimately obtain his desert from either. A Hone may revel in the mysteries of common sense. I am, &c. DRAMATICUS. MR. EDITOR, I am surprised that you should copy formance as witnessed in his representation of Corioa commendation of Mr. Vandenhoff's person, and permuch more unwarranted and unwarrantable as being so lanus in Edinburgh, a commendation uncalled for, and opposite to truth; as, we are assured by your correspondent, V. P.' from his knowledge acquired in seven years' acquaintance with that gentleman, that Mr. V.'s eyes are sunk in his head! that the whole contour of his face is incapable of varied expression!! and his gait and action are stiff and ungraceful!!! (See the Iris. vol. ii. p. 32.) Did you think, in common with the Scotch critics, to be facetious at Mr. V.'s expense?" Or, did you hope to mislead those who were not able to judge for themselves? If you did, it appears you were much mistaken. clearing yourself from any charge of endeavouring to However to allow you, Mr. Editor, a chance of impose upon us, which may be brought against you, I that information be grounded on a seven years' acquaintshall suppose that I may err in my information, though guilty, I must in the mean time beg your pardon for ance; and therefore considering you innocent till proved the freedom of my language. I should certainly act as politely towards you and as justly, if I took the liberty to doubt a little the motives, the veracity, or, at least, the judgment of your correspondent; and consequently in turn might now require of him, Does Mr. 'V. P,' pretend to place upon a par Mr. Vandenhoff and the person who now assumes his characters in our Theatre? And therefore is he endeavouring, by detracting from Mr. Vandenhoff, to turn the attention of the public of Manchester to his present representative? The empty benches show what opinion the public entertain in regard to the superiority of the latter over the former. And after the wretched actors that public are and have been doomed to witness regularly belonging to the company' here during the last and present season, if a performer of such generally acknowledged excellence as Mr. V. should appear in Manchester and be well received, it will not be at all surprising. After an acquaintance of three years with Mr. V., and a few introductions to the Tragedian of the present company, my judgment is, that in the performance of the principal characters by the former gentleman, we witness something like a classical taste, we witness a correctness and propriety of pronunciation, a grace and dignity of gesture, a suitableness of person, face, and action, which we in vain look for in the present usurper of his parts. And whatever Mr. V. P.' may say to the contrary, those who have witnessed Mr. V.'s performance of the chief characters in tragedy, and who the critics, whether Scotch or English, who commend have possessed and formed any judgment, will believe Mr. V. sooner than his detraction of that gentleman, even though Mr. V. P.'s decisions may be grounded on a seven year's acquaintance with him! AN ADMIRER OF CHASTE ACTING. January 28th, 1823. VARIETIES. ANECDOTE OF DR. JOHNSON. -"Professor Martyn was at Rome at the time when Miss Knight was there, and was improving to the utmost the advantages of her situation. I have heard him speak of the delight one of her teachers took in instructing her, and the lively warmth with which he described her uncommon progress in whatever she undertook. She was one of the many of her sex who had to remember and record the brutal wit of Johnson. The ladies of the time when his notice was considered as an honour, made it too much a point of honour to obtain an introduction-where this honour was to be found, I confess I never could discover. severe punishment to me to share in any of my father's For myself, I can truly say, that it was a visits to him, and that I never heard bim say, in any 44 visit, six words that could compensate for the trouble of getting to his den, and the disgust of seeing such squalidness as I saw no where else. "My mother I know used to brag that he had never been uncivil to her :-till unfortunately at our table, she asked him very gently if he would not take a little wine; and concluding by his not replying that he had not heard her, she repeated the words. He then thundered out, I drink no wine- why do you tease me?' Her boasting, alas! was then all over, and she rea level mained, in rank and distinction, just on with the eighteen nymphs who were so incautious as to go in a body to wait on him. I can imagine the dozen and half of damsels all ready to prostrate themselves on the carpet, sooty and smoky as it was, and to cast at his feet, garlands of hearts' ease,' London pride,' 'maids in mists,' and forget me nots,' when he tumbled off the stairs into the dingy parlour, shoulder forward, as if aiming at the diagonal of the apartinent, and mouthed or growled out, If I had known there had been so many of you, I would not have come.' To one-the spokeswoman, I presume, who had an oration ready, he saved the trouble of recital, by crying out, 'Fiddle-de-dee, my dear!' "These met their fate, and in my mind a due fate; -but when Miss Knight, whose pretensions to regard were established by having worked on an idea he had thrown out and was too indolent to pursue, in writing Dinarbas; who had produced her elegant illustrative fiction, Marcus Flaminius;' and her really useful work, 'The Campagna of Rome;'-when she went to make him a farewell-visit on quitting England, to dismiss her by saying, Go, my dear, for you are too big for an Island,'-it was nothing short of gross brutality, and worthy only of Maglaibecchi.-Hawkins. PORTRAIT OF HORACE WALPOLE.-His figure was not merely tall, but more properly long and slender to excess; his complexion, and particularly his hands, of a most unhealthy paleness. His eyes were remarkably bright and penetrating, very dark and lively :his voice was not strong, but his tones were extremely pleasant, and if I may so say, highly gentlemanly. I do not remember his common gait; he always entered a room in that style of affected delicacy, which fashion had then made almost natural; chapeau bras between his hands as if he wished to compress it, or under his arm-knees bent, and feet on tiptoe, as if afraid of a wet floor. His dress in visiting was most usually, in summer when I most saw him, a lavender suit, the waistcoat embroidered with a little silver, or of white silk worked in the tambour, partridge silk stockings, and gold buckles, ruffles and frill generally lace. I remember when a child, thinking him very much underdressed, if at any time except in mourning, he wore hemmed cambric. In summer no powder, but his wig combed straight, and showing his very smooth pale forehead, and queued behind :—in winter, powder. Hawkins. THE FRENCH PRESS.-Last week the French writers, Messrs. Arnault, Jay, Jouy, and Norvine were cited before the Judge d'instruction, for outrages and offences against the King's Government, in certain papers of the eighth volume of their Contemporary Biography The Police Correctionelle will immediately take cognizance of this accusation, and of that against M. Barthélemy, for his St. Helena Collection of Papers, among which O'Meara's first volume is charged as libellous upon the Royal family. SCOTT AND BYRON.-It appears that for some years very able translations have been made into Russian prose of the Poems of Lord Byron and Sir Walter Scott. CHESS. A writer in a Brussels publication denies to Maelzel the inventiou both of the automaton Chessplayer and of the Metronome; maintaining that the merit of the former belongs to the celebrated Van Kempelen, and of the latter to M. Wenckel of Amsterdam. It is also asserted that an amateur of chess in Brussels has discovered the secret of the Automaton Chessplayer, which, he says, consists in concealing under He has the table a person who directs the moves. Constructed a machine representing the table, and the drawer in which the pieces are kept, in order to prove THE DRAMA. MANCHESTER DRAMATIC REGISTER, Wednesday.---Man and wife with the Vampire. Helen Friday. For the Benefit of Miss S. Booth. The THE VAMPIRE. The celebrated story of the Vampire, which has been snccessfully dramatized at Paris, has supplied materials for one of the best melo-drames, we have ever seen at this or any other theatre. The superstition on which it is founded, is one of the most appalling at which the blood has ever curdled with a chill and mysterious pleasure. A being in whom death and life are strangely mingled with all the coldness of the grave and all the seeming immunities of existence-sustained by the blood of female victims whom he first is permitted to fascinate has a spell far more fearful than ordinary spectres. The piece opens with an introductory vision-not a ter of Lord Ronald, Baron of the Isles, betrothed to He requests Lord Ronald to swear that he will as on returning to the castle, finds Lord Ruthven alive giving and receiving courtesy-apparently surrounded with all the blessings of life, yet really dependent for existence on the completion of a terrible deed-revives the thrilling sensation with which we listened in infancy to tales of wonder. The Scenery of this piece does equal credit to the spirit of the Managers, and to the taste, judgement, and ability of the artists, who produced it.-For perspective accuracy, beauty, and general effect, it is equal to any thing we ever beheld. ADVERTISEMENT. VOLUME I. This day is published, 4to, price 15s. boards, SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY, for 1822. TO SUBSCRIBERS. Those subscribers who do not intend to have. the Iris for 1822, bound, are informed, that SIXPENCE each, or two of our present numbers, will be given for Nos. 8, 9, and 10, if in condition for binding. Our Readers are this week presented with four extra pages, and arrangements are now making to afford them a further occasional treat. TO CORRESPONDENTS. Our friend Ignoto is in a dilemma; whether intentionally on A Valentine Writer shall be gratified in our next. A LITERARY AND SCIENTIFIC MISCELLANY. This Paper is Published Weekly, and may be had of the Booksellers in Manchester; of Agents in many of the principal Towns in the Kingdom; and of the News-carriers. The last column is open to ADVERTISEMENTS of a LITERARY and SCIENTIFIC nature, comprising Education, Institutions, Sales of Libraries, &c. No. 54.-VOL. II. BIOGRAPHY. DR. JENNER. Dr. Edward Jenner the discoverer and indefatigable defender of Vaccination, expired at Berkeley, on Sunday the 26th ult. in his 74th year. This illustrious man, was the youngest son of the Rev. Stephen Jeaner. M. A. Rector of Rockhampton, and Vicar of Berkeley, and was born May 17, 1749. At the age of thirteen, he was placed under the care of Messrs Ludlow, Surgeons of Sudbury: and subsequently became house pupil to the celebrated John Hanter, with whom he took an active part in the formation of the Hunterian Museum. Declining a partnership with his eminent preceptor, Mr. Jenner returned to Berkeley, and in a short time distinguished himself, by a successful practice. Dr. Jenner's attention was first turned to the cowpox, in 1776. Finding, from experience, that some persons, who, had been affected with the cow-pox,t were secure from the small-pox, even though inoculated with the latter; whilst others who had also been affected with the cow-pox, were still susceptible of the small-pox, without inoculation, he pursued a laborious course of observation and experiment, until he satisfactorily ascertained that the cow matter in an active state, is a sure preservative against the small-pox; and, that, when the latter takes effect upon one who has had the cow-pox, it is owing to the cow matter having lost its more active property prior to its application. Hence, a necessity for the utmost care in this particular! This is the discovery which immortalizes the name of Jenner!-A discovery which has already saved the lives of myriads; and which in its rapid progress from pole to pole, produces the one uniform effect-by a MILD AFFECTION, preserves from the MOST BALEFUL MALADY that ever raged amongst the human species! That jealous, malignant, and interested creatures should oppose the efforts of this benefactor of mankind, we can readily admit; but that their sophistry should be borne with, on a subject so open to enquiry, and correct decision, is equally strange and infelicitous. However, the facts were ultimately demonstrated; the eyes of the world enlightened; and whilst his opponents shrank into contemptuons oblivion, he was congratulated and honoured by the crowned heads, and all the great and liberal minds of Europe! We add a few illustrations from contemporary pens. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1823. Dr. Jenner on his discovery, which has been rapidly When Dr. Wickham was made prisoner in France, He PRICE 31d. Dr. Jenner's next presentation was to Blucher. He was very polite, and rather facetious. The next interview was with Platoff. To the astonishment of Dr. Jenner, who was accompanied by Dr. Hamel (a physician born on the banks of the Don, and acquainted with the Cossack language), the count proved to be quite a polished gentleman, had a knowledge of vaccination and practised it. He said, 'Sir, you have extinguished the most pestilential disorder that ever appeared on the Don.' Naturally, Jenner loved seclusion, and a small circle of friends. He was singularly cheerful among those to whom he could freely unbosom himself, and was a boy' (like Wyndham) at the age of 60. He was fond of music-and when some one urged to be favored with a sight of the magnificent diamond ring, which the Emperor of Russia's late mother had given him-Come, come,' replied Jenner, let us take a stroll in the garden, and hear the drowsy hum' of the beetle.' He did so, and played at the same time one of his favorite When the foreign potentates arrived in this country in airs on the flute-which he blew with a singular felicity 1814 they all expressed a wish to see Dr. Jenner; he of embouchure. He was as philosophical an ornitholowas first introduced to the Grand Duchess of Olden-gist as Buffon. His essay (yet in MS.) on the music burgh, when the conversation continued upon philoso- of birds, is perfectly original; and his 'Dissertation phical subjects, and her imperial highness astonished on the Cuckoo' is one of the richest gems in the collecthe doctor by the extent of her information. Dr. Jen- tion of the Philosophical Transactions. ner requested her imperial highness, when she wrote to her august mother, to have the goodness to say that he had a grateful remembrance of the kind attention which she showed to him. When I write?' she replied, 'I will write this very evening!'-At parting she said, Dr. Jenner, you must see the emperor my brother, who is expected here soon,' Dr. Jenner bowed acquiescence and withdrew. The emperor arrived, and the promised interview took place in the most gracious form. The doctor was ushered into a room, which soon after his imperial majesty entered alone. He pronounced the words Dr. Jenner!' (which was returned with a respectful bow), and then advanced and touched his right shoulder. Alexander shortly commenced a discourse upon the astonishing effects of vaccination in Russia; and Dr. Jenner had the pleasure of hearing him declare that the vaccine had nearly subdued small-pox throughout that country. Dr. Jenner then told the emperor that he had the highest gratification at hearing such an important fact from his majesty himself. Dr. Jenner then presented the monarch with a volume of his own works upon the subject; and added, that in whatever country vaccination was conducted in a similar way to that which his majesty had commanded in the Russian empire, the small-pox must necessarily become extinct.' The emperor then made some observations which were highly complimentary to Dr. Jenner. Vaccination was introduced into the army and navy, On the reverse is an anchor, above GEORGIO TERTIO REGE; below SPENCER DUCE; expressing the reign and the naval administration of the sovereign and peer under whose auspices this valuable improvement of the healing art was introduced into the navy of Great Britain. The Empress Dowager Mary of Russia, and several foreign potentates, now sent gratulatory addresses to This Museum was bought by government for £15000, and presented to the College of Surgeons, under the stipulations of its being open to public inspection, and of their delivering annual lectures explanatory of its contents. "The genuine cow-pox appears on the teats of the cow, in the form of vesicles of a blue colour, which are surrounded by inflammation." This matter Dr. Jenner transferred to the human subject, and then from each to his fellow. majesty be graciously pleased to confer it. Dr. Jenner By appointment Dr. Jenner waited on the King of While you were conversing with him, or staying in his house, you could not imagine that he was A MAN, with whose fame all Europe rang from side to side.' He never talked of his snccess-of his reputation-of his numerous and great friends-of bis correspondence or encomiastic letters; but would much rather converse on the fruits of the earth, or the properties of animals. He had the true test of greatness of character-inasmuch as he was SIMPLE and NATURAL. We need not say that science has lost in the death of Dr. Jenner, a great man, but nature permitted him to complete his grand discovery, and to render his measure of service to the world-a service which will benefit all succeeding ages, who will bless the name of JENNER. EPITAPH ON DOCTOR JENNER. CHARLES HUTTON, L. L. D. Charles Hutton, L. L. D. and F. R. S. died on Monday the 26th ult. at his house in Bedford-row, in the 86th year of his age. Dr. Hatton was born of humble parents at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, in the year 1737. His scholastic attainments were considerable; and at the age of eighteen he opened a school in the vicinity of his native town. Amidst the toils of this profession, his application to Mathematical science was considerable; in this department the Ladies Diary' was generally the stimulus, and also the receptacle of his labours. In 1764 he published "A Practical treatise on Arithmetic and Book-keeping," and in 1768 a copious treatise on Mensuration. The latter brought him into considerable note. The magistrates of Newcastle employed Dr. H. to make a survey of their town about 1771. The destruction of the old bridge attracted his attention to the construction of arches, and brought from his pen a valuable little book on "The Principles of Bridges," in 1772. visit, six words that could compensate for the trouble of getting to his den, and the disgust of seeing such squalidness as I saw no where else. "My mother I know used to brag that he had never been uncivil to her :-till unfortunately at our table, she asked him very gently if he would not take a little wine; and concluding by his not replying that he had not heard her, she repeated the words. He then thundered out, I drink no wine- why do you tease me?' Her boasting, alas! was then all over, and she remained, in rank and distinction, just on a level with the eighteen nymphs who were so incautious as to go in a body to wait on him. I can imagine the dozen and half of damsels all ready to prostrate themselves on the carpet, sooty and smoky as it was, and to cast at his feet, garlands of hearts' ease,' London pride,' 'maids in mists,' and forget me nots,' when he tumbled off the stairs into the dingy parlour, shoulder forward, as if aiming at the diagonal of the apartment, and mouthed or growled out, If I had known there had been so many of you, I would not have come.' To one-the spokeswoman, I presume, who had an oration ready, he saved the trouble of recital, by crying out, 'Fiddle-de-dee, my dear!' "These met their fate, and in my mind a due fate; -but when Miss Knight, whose pretensions to regard were established by having worked on an idea he had thrown out and was too indolent to pursue, in writing Dinarbas; who had produced her elegant illustrative fiction, Marcus Flaminius;' and her really useful work, The Campagna of Rome;'-when she went to make him a farewell-visit on quitting England, to dismiss her by saying, Go, my dear, for you are too big for an Island,'-it was nothing short of gross brutality, and worthy only of Maglaibecchi.-Hawkins. PORTRAIT OF HORACE WALPOLE.-His figure was not merely tall, but more properly long and slender to excess; his complexion, and particularly his hands, of a most unhealthy paleness. His eyes were remarkably bright and penetrating, very dark and lively :his voice was not strong, but his tones were extremely pleasant, and if I may so say, highly gentlemanly. I do not remember his common gait; he always entered a room in that style of affected delicacy, which fashion had then made almost natural; chapeau bras between his hands as if be wished to compress it, or under his arm-knees bent, and feet on tiptoe, as if afraid of a wet floor. His dress in visiting was most usually, in summer when I most saw him, a lavender suit, the waistcoat embroidered with a little silver, or of white silk worked in the tambour, partridge silk stockings, and gold buckles, ruffles and frill generally lace. I remember when a child, thinking him very much underdressed, if at any time except in mourning, he wore hemmed cambric. In summer no powder, but his wig combed straight, and showing his very smooth pale forehead, and queued behind :-in winter, powder. Hawkins. THE FRENCH PRESS.-Last week the French writers, Messrs. Arnault, Jay, Jouy, and Norvine were cited before the Judge d'instruction, for outrages and offences against the King's Government, in certain papers of the eighth volume of their Contemporary Biography The Police Correctionelle will immediately take cognizance of this accusation, and of that against M. Barthélemy, for his St. Helena Collection of Papers, among which O'Meara's first volume is charged as libellous upon the Royal family. SCOTT AND BYRON.-It appears that for some years very able translations have been made into Russian prose of the Poems of Lord Byron and Sir Walter Scott. CHESS. A writer in a Brussels publication denies to Maelzel the inventiou both of the automaton Chessplayer and of the Metronome; maintaining that the merit of the former belongs to the celebrated Van Kempelen, and of the latter to M. Wenckel of Amsterdam. It is also asserted that an amateur of chess in Brussels has discovered the secret of the Automaton Chessplayer, which, he says, consists in concealing under He has the table a person who directs the moves. constructed a machine representing the table, and the drawer in which the pieces are kept, in order to prove that the real player may lie concealed in a recess behind that drawer, while the interior of the table is exposed to public view, and quit his hiding place as soon as the doors of the table are closed; and it is declared that he has, by repeated exhibitions, convinced thousands of persons of the practibility of such an arrangement. THE DRAMA. on returning to the castle, And again, and his daughter resol evening. The horrible trath bursts into passionate exclam interrupts by reminding him o daughter not to marry until i given, by Ruthven, into the insane. The hour approach -the bride and bridegroo once more rushes in, and i on a delay until the moon knows that if the ceremony mast perish for ever, gro him-the casement throw dipping in the sea-he sa pelled-feels the horrors stricken by lightning, and the astonished and joyful this piece fascinates like the being whom we have grave, in the shape and Wednesday.---Man and wife with the Vampire. Helen Worret and Lady Margaret, Miss S. Booth: Pondergiving and receiving co Mr. Tayleure. with all the blessings of existence on the completi the thrilling sensation wit to tales of wonder. MANCHESTER DRAMATIC REGISTER, Friday. For the Benefit The celebrated story of the Vampire, which has been snccessfully dramatized at Paris, has supplied materials for one of the best melo-drames, we have ever seen at this or any other theatre. The superstition on which it is founded, is one of the most appalling at which the blood has ever curdled with a chill and mysterious pleasure. A being in whom death and life are strangely mingled-with all the coldness of the grave and all the seeming immunities of existence-sustained by the blood of female victims whom he first is permitted to fascinate-has a spell far more fearful than ordinary spectres. The piece opens with an introductory vision-not a miserable allegory, as the title would lead us to fearbut an excellent preparatory explanation, which at once renders the plot intelligible, and prepares our feelings for all which is to follow. Lady Margaret, the daughter of Lord Ronald, Baron of the Isles, betrothed to the Earl of Marsden whom she has never seen, after chasing the red-deer among the woods, falls asleep in the tremendous cavern of Fingal. While she slumbers, two spirits of the haunted spot appear, from whom we learn that her intended bridegroom is a vampire, the spirit of Cromal the bloody, whose tomb is in that cavern, but who has existed by draining the life-blood of numberless virgins, and who now has marked her for his prey. To waru her of her peril, they call up the phantom in its old form, which rises slowly from the grave, pronounces her name, and vanishes in fire. She returns terrified to the castle, where Lord Ruthven soon arrives to claim her as his bride. To the astonishment of Lord Ronald, he discovers that the visitant is no other than his beloved friend, whose apparent death he had witnessed, while travelling in Greece. He is, however, satisfied with his story of sudden succour and revival; and is filled with delight at finding that he will see his godlike friend the husband of his child. When, however, Lady Margaret sees him, she is horror-stricken-for his form is that of the spectre in bee dream. His spells, however, change this hostile fe ing to a strange attachment, which she can nei resist nor explain. At his earnest solicitation wedding is fixed for that evening; but, in the while, he is touched with pity for the youth an liness of the lady, and being requested to the marriage of one of Lord Ronald's ret the daughter of his own steward, he resol the lowlier damsel his victim. To this p ries her off-but is pursued by her lo wounded-and staggers in to die. T incident does not, however, very materi him. He requests Lord Ronald to sw throw a ring which he gives him, into sepulchre of Fingal, and that he will until the moon, then riding in meridian sink beneath the horizon. The Baro torily ascertained fast the sam is a sure preservafrag when the latter takes dect spon com-por, it is moving to thes more active property princ to a necessity for the mimosta This is the discovery which a Jenner-A discovery which lives of myriads; and which any pole to pole, produces t MILD AFFECTION, prem MALADY that ever manel That jealous, migant should oppose the efforts of this we can readily admit: but be borne with, on a sulje correct decision, is li However, the facts the eyes of the wat RIS. Ty body on nobis, • Glorious Makers for iry at the The routine y call the nner to the me They asurer, and health they three: and cry "hip, d and sixth vell which een able to pdog. All the wish of Far from Fany gentlespeakers; desideratum. od Caterer, 1 their maortment of Sean white attend to Messrs. Over-toned in Linnxiously s little istings; whole that of chalk provided with), and de to the advertisers, when the paid back, deducting coach-hipe. Cheap arely turn out well. Some dinner-giving genen have hired diners out at an inferior price; and t was lately the consequence at a Baronet's in tland-place?-A Birmingham article of this sort ered the drawing-room with a hackney straw adherto one stocking, and a pedicular ladder ascending e other. He drank twice of champagne; called for eer; had never heard that the opera opened without Angrisani; wondered why Miss Paton and Brahan did not sing together (forgetting that all Great Russel-street and a part of the Piazza yawned between them); spilt red wine on the tablecloth, and tried to rectify the error by a smear of salt and Madeira; left the fishcruets as bare as the pitchers of the Celides; and com. 47 mitted various errors, which Messrs. Clack and Caterer scorn to enumerate. All this proceeds from not going to the best shops and paying accordingly. Messrs. Clack and Caterer beg likewise to acquaint a liberal and candid public, that they have an unexceptionable assortment of three-day visitors, who go by the stage to villas from Saturday to Monday. These out-of-towners know all about Webb Hall and the drillplough; take a hand at whist; never heat their host at billiards; have no objection to go to church; and are ready to look at improvements on being provided with thick shoes. If up hill, or through a copse of the party's own planting, a small additional sum will be required. For further particulars enquire at the warehouse in Leicester-square. If Messrs. Clack and Caterer give satisfaction, it is all they require; money is no object. Letters, post-paid, will be duly attended to.-New Mon. Mag. Away, ye highly fam'd poetic class, "Ye worthless scribblers of poetic lore, And hold him forth, till time shall be no more." A contemporary bard. + Momus is a schoolmaster. |