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Page 78
... present of some kind - and each one did . When Mr. and Mrs. Smith came , they handed Potts a pair of flat - irons . When Mr. and Mrs. Jones arrived , they also had a pair of flat - irons . All hands laughed at the coincidence . And ...
... present of some kind - and each one did . When Mr. and Mrs. Smith came , they handed Potts a pair of flat - irons . When Mr. and Mrs. Jones arrived , they also had a pair of flat - irons . All hands laughed at the coincidence . And ...
Page 142
... present ? " ( You can never depend on these Smiths ; you call for one , and the whole tribe will come clattering out of hell to answer you . ) " Whack ! Whack ! Whack ! Whack ! " Bless me ! I believe all the dead and damned John Smiths ...
... present ? " ( You can never depend on these Smiths ; you call for one , and the whole tribe will come clattering out of hell to answer you . ) " Whack ! Whack ! Whack ! Whack ! " Bless me ! I believe all the dead and damned John Smiths ...
Page 15
... present state of things seem to require force to settle them . But there is a growing disin- clination throughout ... present population , and by means of irrigation and scientific cultivation according to known methods , can be made to ...
... present state of things seem to require force to settle them . But there is a growing disin- clination throughout ... present population , and by means of irrigation and scientific cultivation according to known methods , can be made to ...
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