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Page 164
... minutes slow - regulator wants pushing up . " I tried to stop him— tried to make him understand that the watch kept perfect time . But no ; all this human cabbage could see was that the watch was four minutes slow , and the regulator ...
... minutes slow - regulator wants pushing up . " I tried to stop him— tried to make him understand that the watch kept perfect time . But no ; all this human cabbage could see was that the watch was four minutes slow , and the regulator ...
Page 165
... minutes to ten the hands would shut together like a pair of scissors , and from that time forth they would travel together . The oldest man in the world could not make head or tail of the time of day by such a watch , and so I went ...
... minutes to ten the hands would shut together like a pair of scissors , and from that time forth they would travel together . The oldest man in the world could not make head or tail of the time of day by such a watch , and so I went ...
Page 198
... minutes to four the jailer entered with his double - barrelled gun , and said— " Bill , make your peace with Heaven , there's no marcy in the mare . You've got ten minutes to pray . " With these words he departed , leaving the poor ...
... minutes to four the jailer entered with his double - barrelled gun , and said— " Bill , make your peace with Heaven , there's no marcy in the mare . You've got ten minutes to pray . " With these words he departed , leaving the poor ...
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