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Page 9
... BABIES . The First Baby . THE fust baby has bekum one ov the fixed stars ov life ; and ever since the fust one was born , on the rong side ov the gardin ov Eden , down tew the little stranger of yesterday , they hav never failed tew be ...
... BABIES . The First Baby . THE fust baby has bekum one ov the fixed stars ov life ; and ever since the fust one was born , on the rong side ov the gardin ov Eden , down tew the little stranger of yesterday , they hav never failed tew be ...
Page 10
... baby . There was a base ball match , but what did they care for that ? They didn't want to go to it , and so it made no difference whether I went to it or not . They said they would be gone only a little while , and if the baby waked up ...
... baby . There was a base ball match , but what did they care for that ? They didn't want to go to it , and so it made no difference whether I went to it or not . They said they would be gone only a little while , and if the baby waked up ...
Page 11
... baby looks strangely - I'm so afraid it will have a fit ! " Of course the lamp was brought , and of course the baby lay sucking his fist like a little white bear , as he was . " Mr. Blifkins , " said my wife , " I think I feel a draught ...
... baby looks strangely - I'm so afraid it will have a fit ! " Of course the lamp was brought , and of course the baby lay sucking his fist like a little white bear , as he was . " Mr. Blifkins , " said my wife , " I think I feel a draught ...
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