Yes, far from me, whate'er their birth or place, THE MEVIAD. Qui BAVIUM non odit, amet tua carmina, Mævi. INTRODUCTION. In the INTRODUCTION to the preceding pages, a brief account is given of the rise and progress of that spurious species of poetry which lately infested this metropolis, and gave occasion to the BAVIAD. I was not ignorant of what I exposed myself to by the publication of that work. If abuse could have affected me, I should not probably have made a set of people my enemies, habituated to ill language, and possessed of such convenient vehicles for its dissemination. But I never regarded it from such hands, and, indeed, deprecated nothing but their praise. I respect, in common with every man of sense, the censure of the wise and good; but the angry ebullitions of folly unmasked, and vanity mortified, pass by me "like the idle wind," or, if noticed, serve merely to grace succeeding editions of the Baviad. I confess, however, that the work was received more favourably than I expected. Bell, indeed, and a few others, whose craft was touched, vented their indignation in prose and verse; but, on the whole, the clamour against me was not loud, and was lost by insensible degrees in the applauses of such as I was truly ambitious to please. Thus supported, the good effects of the satire (gloriose loquor) were not long in manifesting themselves. Della Crusca appeared no more in the Oracle, and, if any of his followers ventured to treat the town with a soft sonnet, it was not, as before, introduced by a pompous preface. Pope and Milton resumed their superiority; and Este and his coadjutors silently acquiesced in the growing opinion of their incompetency, and showed some sense of shame. With this I was satisfied. I had taken up my pen for no other end, and was quietly retiring, with the idea that I had" done the state some service," and purposing to abandon for ever the cæstus, which a respectable critic fancies I wielded" with too much severity," when I was once more called into the * Most of these fashionable writers were connected with the public prints. Della Crusca was a worthy coadjutor of the mad and malignant idiot who conducted the World. Arno and Lorenz were either proprietors or editors of another paper. Edwin and Anna Matilda were favoured contributors to several; and Laura Maria, from the sums squandered on puffs, could command a corner in all. This wretched woman, indeed, in the wane of her beauty, fell into merited poverty, exchanged poetry for politics, and wrote abusive trash against the government, at the rate of two guineas a week, for the Morning Post. lists* by the reappearance of some of the scattered enemy. It was not enough that the stream of folly flowed more sparingly in the Oracle than before; I was determined "To have the current in that place damm'd up ;" and accordingly began the present poem-for which, indeed, I had by this time other reasons. I had been told that there were still a few admirers of the Cruscan school, who thought the contempt expressed for it was not sufficiently justified by the few passages produced in the Baviad. I thought it best, therefore, to exhibit the tribe of Bell once more; and, as they passed in review before me, to make such additional extractst from their works, as should put their demerits beyond the power of future question. I remembered that this great critic, in his excellent remarks on the Baviad, had charged the author with "bespattering nearly all the poetical eminence of the day." Anxious, therefore, to do impartial justice, I ran for the ALBUM, to discover who had been spared. Here I read, "In this collection are names whom genius will ever look upon as its best supporters! Sheridan"--what, is Saul also among the prophets!"Sheridan, Merry, Parsons, Cowley, Andrews, Jerningham, Greathead, Topham, Robinson," &c. Thus furnished with "ALL the poetical eminence of the day," I proceeded, as Mr. Bell says, to bespatter it ; taking, for the vehicle of my design, a satire of Horace-to which I was led by its supplyiug me (amid many happy allusions) with an opportunity of briefly noticing the wretched state of dramatic poetry among us.‡ I hope no one will do me the injustice to suppose that I imagine myself another Hercules contending with hy. dras, &c. Far from it. My enemies cannot well have an humbler opinion of me than I have of myself; and yet, "if I am not ashamed of them, I am a soused gurnet." Mere pecora inertia! The contest is without danger, and the victory without glory. At the same time, I declare against any undue advantage being taken of these concessions. Though I knew the impotence of these literary Askaparts, the town did not; and many a man, who now affects to pity me for wasting my strength upon unresisting imbecility, would, not long since, have heard their poems with applause, and their praises with delight. It will now be said that I have done it usque ad nauseam. I confess it; and for the reason given above. And yet I can honestly assure the reader, that most, if not all, of the trash here quoted, passed with the authors for superlative beauties, every second word being printed either in italics or capitals. I know not if the stage has been so low, since the days of Gammer Gurton, as at this hour. It seems as if all the blockheads in the kingdom had started up, and exclaimed, with one voice, Come! let us write for the theatres. In this there is nothing, perhaps, altogether new; the strik ing and peculiar novelty of the times seems to be, that ALL they write is received. Of the three parties concerned in this business, the writers and the managers seem the least culpable. If the town will feed on husks, extraordinary pains need not be taken to find them any thing more palatable. But what shall we say of the people? The lower orders are so brutified by the lamenta 1 I recollect but two exceptions. Merry's idiotical opera, and Mrs. Robinson's more idiotical farce. To have failed where Miles Andrews suc ceeded, argues a degree of stupidity scarcely credible. Surely "ignorance itself is a planet" over the heroes and heroines of the Baviad. When the MEVIAD, So I call the present poem, was nearly brought to a conclusion, I laid it aside. The times seemed unfavourable to such productions. Events of real importance were momentarily claiming the attention of the public, and the still voice of the muses was not likely to be listened o amid the din of arms. After an interval of two wears, however, circumstances, which it is not material to mention, have induced me to finish, and trust it, without more preface, to the candour to which I am already so highly indebted for the kind reception of the Baviad. That Arno's " easy strains" were coarse and rough, Yet, not content, like horse-leeches they come, YES, I DID say that Crusca's* "true sublime" Lack'd taste, and sense, and every thing but rhyme; ble follies of O'Keefe, and Cobbe, and Pilon, and I know not who-Sardi venales, each worse than the other-that they have lost all relish for simplicity and genuine humour; nay, ignorance itself, unless it be gross and glaring, cannot hope for "their most sweet voices." And the higher ranks are so mawkishly mild, that they take with a placid simper whatever comes before them; or, if they now and then experience a slight fit of disgust, have not resolution enough to express it, but sit yawning man in the present instances, yet I observe such acuteand gaping in each other's faces for a little encourage-ness of perception in his general criticism, that I should ment in their culpable forbearance. When this was written, I thought the town had "sounded," as Shakspeare says, "the very bass string of humility;" but it has since appeared, that the lowest point of degradation had not then been reached. The force of English folly, indeed, could go no farther, and so far I was right; but the auxiliary supplies of Germany were at hand, and the taste, vitiated by the lively nonsense of O'Keefe and Co., was destined to be utterly destroyed by successive importations of the heavy, lumbering, monotonous stupidity of Kotzebue and Schiller. have styled him the "profound" instead of the "gentle" *St. John, &c. Having already observed in the Introduction, that the Mæviad was nearly finished two years since, and consequently before the death of this gentle. man, I have only to add here, that though I should not have introduced any of the heroes of the Baviad, quorum Flaminia tegitur cinis, atque Latina, yet I scarcely think it necessary to make any changes for the sake of omitting such as have passed ad plures, in the interval between writing and publishing. The object of these writers has been detailed with such force and precision in the introduction to" THE ROVERS," that nothing remains to be said on that head-indeed the simple perusal of "The Rovers" would supersede the necessity of any critique on the merits of the German drama in general; since there is not a folly, however gross, an absurdity, however monstrous, to be found in that charming jeu d'esprit, that I would not undertake to parallel from one or other of the most admired works of the German Shakspeares. Why it has not been produced on the stage is to me a matter of astonishment, since it unites the beauties of "The Stranger" and "Pizarro;""recommended to the world" by the monthly reviewers Greathead's Regent.-Of this tragedy, which was and, though perfectly German in its sentiments, is Eng lish in its language-intelligible English; which is infi- writer well observes," it becomes a doubt which are the *Crusca's "true sublime." The words between inverted commas in this and the following verses, are Mr. Bell's. They contain, as the reader sees, a short character of the works to which they are respectively affixed. Though I have the misfortune to differ from this gentle 1 So Kotzebue and Schiller are styled by the critical reviewers, The reader will find, p. 181, another instance of my small pretensions to prophecy, and probably regret it more than the present. and others, as "the work of a SCHOLAR," I want words to express my just contempt. The plot of it is childish, he conduct absurd, the language unintelligible, the thoughts general style grovelling and base; and, to sum up all in false and unnatural, the metaphors incongruous, the a word, the whole piece the most execrable abortion of stupidity that ever disgraced the stage. It is to be wished that critics by profession, sensible of the influence which their opinions necessarily have on the public taste, would divest themselves of their partial. ities when they sit down to the execution of, what I hope they consider as, a solemn duty. We should not then applause on works that call for universal reprobation. find them, as in the present instance, prostituting their It is but fair, however, to observe, that Mr. Parsons has added his all-sufficient suffrage to that of the reviewers, in favour of Mr. Greathead. "O bard! to whom belongs When I first read these, and other high sounding praises, know not what, I was naturally led to conclude that Mr Here are a few samples of the "Ilyssean dews infused pose, and debased by the home-bred streamlet of one Shakspeare. "In fuller presence we descry, "ODE ON APATHY. She feebly throws on all her withering sight, While too observant of her sway, Unmark'd her droning subjects lie, I hope the reader understands it. 66 ODE TO DUEL. "Never didst thou appear While Tiber's sons gave law to all the world; To glut their sanguinary rage, Not citizens but gladiators fall. Slavery and vassalage, And savage broils 'twixt nobles are no more. And these are ODES, good heavens! "After the manner of Pindar," I take for granted. Enough of Mr. Greathead. I have only to add, that I am actuated by no personal dislike; for I can say with truth, (what, indeed, I can of all the heroes of the Mæviad,), that I have not the slightest knowledge of him. But the daws have strutted too long: it is more than time to strip them of their adventitious plumage; and if, in doing it, I should pluck off any feathers which originally belonged to them, they have only to thank their own vanity, or the forwardness of their injudicious friends. * And more, perhaps, than Jerningham can do. No; Mr. Jerningham has lately written a tragedy and a farce; both extremely well spoken of by the reviewers, and both -gone to the "pastry-cooks." I once thought that I understood something of faces, but I must read my Lavater again, I find. That a gentleman with the "physiognomie d'un mouton qui rêve" should suddenly start forth a new Tyrtæus, and pour a dreadful note through a cracked war-trump, amazes me.-Well, FRONTI NULLA FIDES shall henceforth be my motto. In the pride of his heart Mr. Jerningham has taken the instrument from his mouth, and given me a smart stroke on the head with it: this is fair, "Cædimus, inque vicem præbemus crura sagittis." He has also levelled a deadly blow at a gentleman who, most assuredly, never dreamed of having our Drawcansir for an antagonist: this, though not quite so fair, is not altogether unprecedented; "An eagle, towering in his pride of place, Was by a mousing owl hawk'd at !" 1 "These lines (Mr. Parsons says) are not Greathead's," But they are published with his name in the Album; which, exclusive of their stupidity, is sufficient authority for me. If our doughty critic chooses to take them to buself, I can have no objection; for, after all, pugna est de paupere regno! 'Tis not enough to dole out Ahs! and Ohs! Through Kemble's thorax, or through Bensley's nose, To crowd our stage with scaffolds, or to fright When Mason leads Elfrida forth to view, I stop not to inquire if all be just, But take her goodness, as her grief, on trust, Then, then I hate the magic that deceived, There is a trait of scholarship in Mr. Jerningham's last poem, which should not be overlooked; more especially as it is the only one. Having occasion to mention "Agave and her infant," he subjoins the following explanation "Alluding to Agave, who in a delirium slew her child. See Ovid." No, I'll take Mr Jerningham's word for it, though I had twenty Ovids before me. *When this was written, which was while the Opera House was used for plays, the "learned justices" here enumerated, together with the others not yet laken, were accustomed to flock nightly to this BENCH, from which the unlettered vulgar were always scornfully repelled with an ουδεις άμουσος. I have not heard whether the New Theatre be possessed of such a one; I think not; for critics are no more gregarious than spiders. Like them, they might do great things in concert; but, like them too, they usually end with devouring one another. +Arno. The dreams of this gentleman, which continue to make their appearance in the Oracle, under the name of Thespis, are not always of Nereids. He dreamed one, night that Mr. Pope played Posthumus with less spirit than usual, and it was Mr. Johnston singing Grammachree! Another night, that the Mourning Bride might have been better cast, and lo! it was the Comedy of Errors that was played. This was rather unfortunate; but the reader must have already reflected, from the strange occupations of these self-created judges," (here faithfully described,) that sleeping or waking, they were attentive to every thing but what passed before their eyes. Pauper videri cotta vult, et est pauper! § Mr. Parsons' note on this passage is "Did you beLIEVE? could you possibly be so ignorant ?"-Even so, But I humbly conceive that Mr. Mason, who seduced my unsuspecting youth, is equally culpable with myself 1 See his "Peace, Ignominy, and Destruction," p. 15. Not so, when Edgar,* made, in some strange plot, Forbid it, inspiration! Thus your pain The hero of a day that knew him not, Where not one grace, one elegance of style, Let this, ye Cruscans,t if your heads be made There is also one William Shakspeare, who, I am ready to take my oath, is a notorious offender in this way; having led not only me, but divers others, into the most gross and ridiculous errors; making us laugh, cry, &c., for persons whom we ought to have known to be mere nonentities. But Mr. Parsons has happily obtained an obdurate and impassable head: let him, therefore, "give God thanks, and make no boast of it." He is a wise and a wary reader, and follows the most judicious Bottom, who having, like himself, too much sagacity to be imposed upon by a feigned character, was laudably anxious to undeceive the world. "No," quoth he, "let him thrust his face through the lion's neck, and say, if you think I come hither as a lion, it were pity of my life-no, I am no such thing: I am a man, as other men are;-and then, indeed, let him name his name, and tell them plainly he is SNUG the joiner." * Edgar Atheling.-See the "Battle of Hastings," a tragedy by Mr. Cumberland. + Ye Cruscans! O voi, che della Crusca vi chiamate, Di quella a tutto pasto vi saziate! Is void, and ye have lived, for them, in vain; * Laura's tinkling trash, &c.-I had amassed a world of this "tinkling trash" for the behoof of the reader, but having, fortunately for him, mislaid it, and not being disposed to undertake again the drudgery of wading through Mr. Bell's collections, I can only offer the little which occurs to my memory. Of this little, the merits must be principally shared among Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, and Mr. Merry; "Et vos, O Lauri, carpam, et te, proxima Myrte, Sic posita quoniam suaves miscetis odores." "O let me fly Where Greenland darkness drinks the beamy sky;" "But O! beware how thou dost fling Thy hot pulse o'er the quivering string!" The envious stars withdraw their gleams of gold, The sapphire cup that fairy zephyrs bring!" On considering these and the preceding lines, I was tempted to indulge a wish that the Blue Stocking club would issue an immediate order to Mr. Bell to examine the cells of Bedlam. Certainly, if an accurate transcript were made from the "darkened walls" once or twice a quarter, an Album might be presented to the fashionable world, more poetical, and far more rational, than any which they have lately honoured with their applause. "Why does thy stream of sweetest song Foam on the mountain's murmuring side, This is an admirable reason for his crying!—but what! Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire. Mr. Bell is in raptures with it, and very properly recommends it to the admiration of Della Crusca, as being the produc tion of "a congenial soul." There is also another judicious critic, one Dr. Tasker, (should it not be Dr. Trusler ?) who has given a decided opinion, it seems, in favour of the writer's abilities; which may console her for the sneers of fifty such envious scribblers as the author of the Baviad. And first you shall hear what Mrs. Robinson says of Dr. Tasker."The learned and ingenious Dr. Tasker, in the third volume of his elegant and critical works, has PRONOUNCED some of Mrs. Robinson's poems superior to those of Milton on the same subject, particularly her Address to the Nightingale. The praises of so competent and disinterested a judge, STAMPS celebrity that neither time nor envy can obliterate."-Oracle, Dec. 10. Next you shall hear what Dr. Tasker says of Mrs. Robinson. "In ancient Greece by two fair forms were seen "This lady,equally celebrated in the polite and literary circles, has honoured Mr."-Lo! the Dr. has dwindled But Crusca still has merit, and may claim A linsey-woolsey song, framed with such ease, 'Tis just for what three kindred souls have done, To many a sonnet call thy claims in doubt, No, mewl thou still: and, while thy d-s join Might tempt e'en Vaughan to whisper, "This is Their melancholy symphonies to thine, My righteous verse shall labour to restore Vaughan! well remember'd. He, good man, The well earned fame it robb'd them of before: "My hand, at night's fell noon, "On the dizzy height inclined, Here we find that listening to the wind, and singing to it, "When in black obtrusive clouds The chilly moon her pale cheek shrouds, Exulting glitter in her wane, And proudly gleam their borrow'd light What an admirable observer of nature is this great poetess! "The lightning's rays Leap through the night's scarce pervious gloom, Attracted by"- (what! for a ducat ?) "Attracted by the rose's bloom!" "Let but thy lyre impatient seize Departing twilight's filmy breeze, That winds th' enchanting chords among In lingering labyrinths of song." "See in the clouds its mast the proud bark laves, -From a young grove's shade, The force of folly can no farther go! Edwin, whatever elegies of wo Drop from the gentle mouths of Vaughan and Co., Right! cry the brethren. When the heaven born muse Shames her descent, and, for low, earthly views, laying before the public another effusion of the same exquisite pen. It will be found, I flatter myself, not less beautiful than the former; and fully prove that the author, though ostensibly devoted to elegy, can, on a proper occasion, assume an air of gayety, and be "profound" with ease, and instructive with elegance. Εδουιν προλογίζει. "On the circumstance of a mastiff's running furiously Tantum ad narrandum argumentum est benignitas! To fetch his rib away, On that same thing he pleased so well, "Besides, in books it may be read, That whilst he swept the lute, "But here we can with justice say, He sang a mastiff's rage away, *Cesario. In the Baviad are a few stanzas of a most "Who shall decide when doctors disagree?" "Slighted love the soul subduing, † See note †, 1st col. p. 178. + See note, ib |