Ape. Thou art proud Apemantus? Ape. Of nothing so much, as that I am not like Timon. Ape. To knocke out an honest Athenians braines. Tim. That's a deed thou't dye for. Ape. Right, if doing nothing be death by th'Law. Ape. The best, for the innocence. Tim. Wrought he not well that painted it. Ape. He wrought better that made the Painter, and yet he's but a filthy peece of worke. Pain. Y'are a Dogge. Ape. Thy Mothers of my generation: what's she, if I be a Dogge? Tim. Wilt dine with me Apemantus ? Ape. No: I eate not Lords. Tim. And thou should'st, thoud'st anger Ladies. Ape. O they eate Lords; So they come by great bellies. Tim. That's a lascivious apprehension. Ape. So, thou apprehend'st it, Take it for thy labour. Tim. How dost thou like this Jewell, Apemantus ? Ape. Not so well as plain-dealing, which wil not cast a man a Doit. Tim. What dost thou thinke 'tis worth? Ape. Not worth my thinking. How now Poet? Poet. How now Philosopher? Ape. Thou lyest. Poet. Art not one? Ape. Yes. Poet. Then I lye not. Ape. Then thou lyest: Looke in thy last worke, where thou hast feign'd him a worthy Fellow. Poet. That's not feign'd, he is so. Ape. Yes he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy labour. He that loves to be flattered, is worthy o'th flatterer. that I were a Lord. Tim. What wouldst do then Apemantus ? Heavens, Ape. E'ne as Apemantus does now, hate a Lord with my heart. Ape. That I had no angry wit to be a Lord. Art not thou a Merchant ? Mer. I Apemantus. Ape. Traffick confound thee, if the Gods will not. Ape. Traffickes thy God, & thy God confound thee. Trumpet sounds. Enter a Messenger. Tim. What Trumpets that? Mes. 'Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty Horse All of Companionship. Tim. Pray entertaine them, give them guide to us. Most welcome Sir. : Ape. So, so; their Aches contract, and sterve your supple joynts that there should bee small love amongest these sweet Knaves, and all this Curtesie. The straine of mans bred out into Baboon and Monkey. Alc. Sir, you have sav'd my longing, and I feed Most hungerly on your sight. Tim. Right welcome Sir: Ere we depart, wee'l share a bounteous time In different pleasures. Pray you let us in. Enter two Lords. 1. Lord. What time a day is't Apemantus ? Ape. Time to be honest. 1 That time serves still. Ape. The most accursed thou that still omitst it. 2 Thou art going to Lord Timons Feast. Ape. I, to see meate fill Knaves, and Wine heat fooles. 2 Farthee well, farthee well. Ape. Thou art a Foole to bid me farewell twice. 2 Why Apemantus ? Exeunt. Ape. Should'st have kept one to thy selfe, for I meane to give thee none. I Hang thy selfe. Ape. No I will do nothing at thy bidding: Make thy requests to thy Friend. 2 Away unpeaceable Dogge, Or Ile spurne thee hence. Ape. I will flye like a dogge, the heeles a'th'Asse. Hee's opposite to humanity. Comes shall we in, And taste Lord Timons bountie: he out-goes 2 He I The Noblest minde he carries, That ever govern'd man. 2 Long may he live in Fortunes. Shall we in? Ile keepe you Company. Hoboyes Playing lowd Musicke. Exeunt. A great Banquet serv'd in: and then, Enter Lord Timon, the States, the Athenian Lords, Ventigius which Timon redeem'd from prison. Then comes dropping after all Apemantus discontentedly like himselfe. Ventig. Most honoured Timon, It hath pleas'd the Gods to remember my Fathers age, And call him to long peace: He is gone happy, and has left me rich : Then, as in gratefull Vertue I am bound To your free heart, I do returne those Talents Tim. O by no meanes, Honest Ventigius: You mistake my love, I gave it freely ever, and ther's none Can truely say he gives, if he receives: If our betters play at that game, we must not dare Vint. A Noble spirit. Tim. Nay my Lords, Ceremony was but devis'd at first To set a glosse on faint deeds, hollow welcomes, Recanting goodnesse, sorry ere 'tis showne: But where there is true friendship, there needs none. Pray sit, more welcome are ye to my Fortunes, 1. Lord. My Lord, we alwaies have confest it. Aper. Ho ho, confest it? Handg'd it? Have you not? Aper. No: You shall not make me welcome : I come to have thee thrust me out of doores. Tim. Fie, th'art a churle, ye have got a humour there Does not become a man, 'tis much too blame : Go, let him have a Table by himselfe : Aper. Let me stay at thine apperill Timon, I come to observe, I give thee warning on't. Tim. I take no heede of thee: Th'art an Athenian, therefore welcome : I my selfe would have no power, prythee let my meate make thee silent. Aper. I scorne thy meate, 'twould choake me: for I should nere flatter thee. Oh you Gods! What a number of men eats Timon, and he sees 'em not? It greeves me to see so many dip there meate in one mans blood, and all the madnesse is, he cheeres them up too. I wonder men dare trust themselves with men. Me thinks they should envite them without knives, There's much example for't, the fellow that sits next him, now Tim. My Lord in heart: and let the health go round. 2. Lord. Let it flow this way my good Lord. Aper. Flow this way? A brave fellow. He keepes his tides well, those healths will make thee and thy state looke ill, Timon. Heere's that which is too weake to be a sinner, |