Page images
PDF
EPUB

which was the best-Man as he was, or man as he is to be. "Give me," says Lamb, "man as he is not to be." This saying was the beginning of a friendship between us which I believe still continues. Enough of this for the present.

"But there is matter for another rime,

And I to this may add a second tale."

LEIGH HUNT

ON GETTING UP ON COLD MORNINGS

Leigh Hunt (1784-1859) was a London boy; he received his early education in the Christ's Hospital School, as did Charles Lamb. He very early began to write verse, which his father published under the title, A Collection of Poems Written between the Ages of Twelve and Sixteen. In 1808 Leigh and his brother John started a newspaper called the Examiner. For certain articles in this criticising the Prince Regent, the editors were prosecuted and imprisoned for two years. Here they continued their writing and entertained their friends; Thomas Moore, Byron, and John Keats came to see them. After Hunt's release he continued his literary work, writing criticism, book reviews, essays, plays, and poems. In 1822 he went to Italy to edit The Liberal, at a safe distance from England. Charles Dickens in Bleak House caricatured Hunt as Harold Skimpole, magnifying some of his weaknesses. Hunt's best-known works are his Autobiography, an interesting book, and the volumes of essays entitled, Men, Women, and Books and Table Talk. While he does not rank among the greater English essayists, his writing has a freedom and spontaneity that make it very pleasant reading.

LEIGH HUNT

ON GETTING UP ON COLD MORNINGS

(From the Examiner)

An Italian author-Giulio Cordara, a Jesuit-has written a poem upon insects, which he begins by insisting, that those troublesome and abominable little animals were created for our annoyance, and that they were certainly not inhabitants of Paradise. We of the north may dispute this piece of theology; but on the other hand, it is as clear as the snow on the housetops, that Adam was not under the necessity of shaving; and that when Eve walked out of her delicious bower, she did not step upon ice three inches thick.

Some people say it is a very easy thing to get up of a cold morning. You have only, they tell you, to take the resolution; and the thing is done. This may be very true; just as a boy at school has only to take a flogging, and the thing is over. But we have not at all made up our minds upon it; and we find it a very pleasant exercise to discuss the matter, candidly, before we get up. This, at least, is not idling, though it may be lying. It affords an excellent answer to those who ask how lying in bed can be indulged in by a reasoning being,-a rational creature. How? Why, with the argument calmly at work in one's head, and the clothes over one's shoulder. Ohit is a fine way of spending a sensible, impartial half-hour.

If these people would be more charitable they would get on with their argument better. But they are apt to reason so ill, and to assert so dogmatically, that one could wish to have them stand round one's bed, of a

bitter morning, and lie before their faces. They ought to hear both sides of the bed, the inside and out. If they cannot entertain themselves with their own thoughts for half an hour or so, it is not the fault of those who can.

Candid inquiries into one's decumbency, besides the greater or less privileges to be allowed a man in proportion to his ability of keeping early hours, the work given his faculties, etc., will at least concede their due merits to such representations as the following. In the first place, says the injured but calm appealer, I have been warm all night, and find my system in a state perfectly suitable to a warm-blooded animal. To get out of this state into the cold, besides the inharmonious and uncritical abruptness of the transition, is so unnatural to such a creature, that the poets, refining upon the tortures of the damned, make one of their greatest agonies consist in being suddenly transported from heat to cold,from fire to ice. They are "haled" out of their "beds," says Milton, by "harpy-footed furies,"-fellows who come to call them. On my first movement toward the anticipation of getting up I find that such parts of the sheets and bolster as are exposed to the air of the room are stone-cold. On opening my eyes, the first thing that meets them is my own breath rolling forth, as if in the open air, like smoke out of a chimney. Think of this symptom. Then I turn my eyes sideways and see the window all frozen over. Think of that. Then the servant comes in. "It is very cold this morning, is it not?"-"Very cold, sir."-"Very cold indeed, isn't it?” -"Very cold indeed, sir."—"More than usually so, isn't it, even for this weather?" (Here the servant's wit and good nature are put to a considerable test, and the inquirer lies on thorns for the answer.) "Why, sir ... I think it is." (Good creature! There is not a better or more truth-telling servant going.) "I must

« PreviousContinue »