Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd° ?
It will be laid to us, whose providence

Should have kept short, restrain'd and out of haunt, But so much was our love,

This mad young man.

We would not understand what was most fit,
But, like the owner of a foul disease,

To keep it from divulging, let it feed
Even on the pith of life.

Where is he gone?

Queen. To draw apart the body he hath kill'ɖ;
O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
Among a mineral° of metals base,°

Shows itself pure. He weeps for what is done.
King. O Gertrude, come away!

The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
But we will ship him hence; and this vile deed
We must, with all our majesty and skill,
Both countenance and excuse.

Ho, Guildenstern!

Reënter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

Friends both, go join you with some further aid.
Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him.
Go seek him out. Speak fair, and bring the body
Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this.

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Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends,
And let them know, both what we mean to do,
And what's untimely done; so, haply slander, -
Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter,
As level as the cannon to his blank,°
Transports his poison'd shot, may miss our name,
And hit the woundless air. O, come away!
My soul is full of discord and dismay.

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[Exeunt.

SCENE II. Another Room in the Castle

Enter HAMLET

Hamlet. Safely stowed.

Rosencrantz.

Guildenstern.

[Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!

Hamlet. What noise? Who calls on Hamlet? O, here they come.

Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

Rosencrantz. What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?

Hamlet. Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis

kin.

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Rosencrantz. Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it

Hamlet. That I can keep your counsel and not mine own. Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication should be made by the son of a king?

Rosencrantz. Take you me for a sponge, my lord? Hamlet. Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance,° his rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the king best service in the end. He keeps them, like an ape, in the corner of his jaw, first mouthed, to be last swallowed. When he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you shall be dry again. Rosencrantz. I understand you not, my lord. Hamlet. I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear.

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Rosencrantz. My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king.

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Hamlet. The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing

Guildenstern. A thing, my lord!

Hamlet. Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.° [Exeunt.

SCENE III. Another Room in the Castle

Enter KING, attended

King. I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.

How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!

Yet must not we put the strong law on him;

He's loved of the distracted multitude,

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Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes:
And where 'tis so, the offender's scourge is weigh'd,
But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
This sudden sending him away must seem

Deliberate pause. Diseases desperate grown
By desperate appliance are reliev'd,

Or not at all.

Enter ROSENCRANTZ

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Rosencrantz. Where the dead body is bestow'd, my

lord,

We cannot get from him.

King.

But where is he?

Rosencrantz. Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.

King. Bring him before us.

Rosencrantz. Ho, Guildenstern! Bring in my lord.

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Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN

King. Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?

Hamlet. At supper.

King. At supper! Where?

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Hamlet. Not where he eats, but where he is eaten : a certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service, two dishes, but to one table; that's the end.

King. Alas, alas!

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Hamlet. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that

worm.

King. What dost thou mean by this?

Hamlet. Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar. King. Where is Polonius?

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If your

Hamlet. In heaven. Send thither to see. messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

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