Joe Miller's Jests: With Copious Additions |
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... link - boy cried , Have a light , gentlemen ? Light yourself to the devil , you dog , said one of the company . Bless you , mas- ter , replied the boy , we can find the way in the dark ; shall we light your worship thither ? 191. A ...
... link - boy cried , Have a light , gentlemen ? Light yourself to the devil , you dog , said one of the company . Bless you , mas- ter , replied the boy , we can find the way in the dark ; shall we light your worship thither ? 191. A ...
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... link - boy with , Light , your honour ! light , your honour ! He repeatedly exclaimed , I do not want you . But the lad still following him , he peevishly cried out , Get about your business : God mend me ! I will not give you a ...
... link - boy with , Light , your honour ! light , your honour ! He repeatedly exclaimed , I do not want you . But the lad still following him , he peevishly cried out , Get about your business : God mend me ! I will not give you a ...
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... link - boy asked Dr. Burgess , the preacher , if he would have a light ? No , child , said the doctor , I am one of the lights of the world . I wish then , replied the boy , you were hung up at the end of our alley , for we live in a ...
... link - boy asked Dr. Burgess , the preacher , if he would have a light ? No , child , said the doctor , I am one of the lights of the world . I wish then , replied the boy , you were hung up at the end of our alley , for we live in a ...
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Page 220 - THREE Poets, in three distant ages born, Greece, Italy, and England did adorn. The first in loftiness of thought surpassed; The next in majesty •, In both the last. The force of Nature could no further go ; To make a third, she joined the former two.
Page 233 - When Lesbia first I saw, so heavenly fair, With eyes so bright and with that awful air, I thought my heart which durst so high aspire As bold, as his who snatched celestial fire. But soon as e'er the beauteous idiot spoke, Forth from her coral lips such folly broke : Like balm the trickling nonsense heal'd my wound, And what her eyes enthralled, her tongue unbound.
Page 236 - ON THE COUNTESS OF PEMBROKE UNDERNEATH this sable hearse Lies the subject of all verse: Sidney's sister, Pembroke's mother: Death, ere thou hast slain another Fair, and learned, and good as she, Time shall throw a dart at thee.
Page 218 - My sledge and hammer lie reclined, My bellows, too, have lost their wind ; My fire's extinct, my forge decayed, And in the dust my vice is laid. My coal is spent, my iron's gone, My nails are drove, my work is done ; My fire-dried corpse lies here at rest, And, smoke-like, soars up to be bless'd.
Page 218 - Thy reliques, Rowe, to this fair urn we trust, And sacred, place by Dryden's awful dust; Beneath a rude and nameless stone he lies, , To which thy tomb shall guide inquiring eyes. . '• ' Peace to thy gentle shade, and endless rest! Blest in thy genius, in thy love too blest ! One grateful woman to thy fame supplies What a whole thankless land to his denies.
Page 220 - Flavia the least and slightest toy Can with resistless art employ. This Fan in meaner hands would prove An engine of small force in love ; But she, with such an air and mien, Not to be told or safely seen, Directs its wanton motions so, That it wounds more than Cupid's bow ; Gives coolness to the matchless dame, To every other breast a flame.
Page 242 - Obey has said, And man by law supreme has made, Then all that's kind is laid aside, And nothing left but state and pride. Fierce as an eastern prince he grows, *•" And all his innate rigour shows: Then but to look, to laugh, or speak, Will the nuptial contract break.
Page 247 - Did MILTON'S PROSE, O CHARLES! thy death defend? A furious foe, unconscious, proves a friend ; On MILTON'S VERSE does BENTLEY comment? know, A weak officious friend becomes a foe. While he would seem his author's fame to further, The MURDEROUS CRITIC has aveng'd THY MURDER.
Page 109 - Agh! my lady; success to your ladyship, and success to your honour's honour, this morning, of all days in the year; for sure didn't I dream last night that her ladyship gave me a pound of tea, and that your honour gave me a pound of tobacco?" "But, my good woman," said the general, "do not you know that dreams always go by the rule of contrary?