FROM BOILEAU. YOU say, without reward or fee, Your uncle cured me of a dangerous ill. FREEDOM FROM DEBT. YOU say you nothing owe, and so I say, TO A FOOL GOING TO TRAVEL. YOU say you'll spend a thousand pound, And take a tour, all Europe round, Dear Jack, in search of others sense, Discover not your own; THE CREDIBLE WITNESS. You say you're old, in hopes we'll say you're young, But 'tis your face we credit, not your tongue. A VALUABLE COMMODITY. YOU sell your wife's rich jewels, lace and clothes, Still sold returns, and still is to be sold. A PUZZLING QUESTION. YOU take me for a glutton and a sinner, THE PARSON CONFUTED. YOU tell us, Doctor, 'tis a sin to steal! SHILLY-SHALLY. YOU will and you won't-half no and half yes, I'm quite at a loss for your meaning, dear Miss, Long enough in all conscience you've shuffled and shamm'd: -Say Yes, and be kiss'd-or, say No, and be d-d. THE READY REPLY. YOUNG Corydon, a forward blade, "A dyer's daughter!" cries his dad, BY A LADY, On hearing a Gentleman say, he would never YOUNG Damon vows, nay, hear him swear, Suppose we girls a law dispense, Suppose you should-pray, Ma'am, what then?" RETURNED WITH A MS. COMEDY TO THE YOUR Comedy I've read, my friend, A CLERGYMAN'S ANSWER To a Young Lady, who sent him her Compliments on the Ten of Hearts. YOUR compliments, Lady, I pray you forbear, Our old English service is much more sincere; You sent me ten hearts; the tithe's only mine; Give me but your own, you may burn t'other nine. ONCE TOO MUCH. YOUNG Courtly takes me for a dunce, TO THE AUTHOR OF A DULL EPIGRAM. YOUR Epigram, my friend, is out of joint. What wants it, pray?-Why, faith, it wants a point. THE FATAL BEQUEST. YOUR father, young Split-coin, they say Each week he made up the arrcar. Twould keep you from starving, he thought; ON A VERY HOMELY LADY, THAT YOUR homely face, Flippanta, you disguise Wear but one patch; but be that patch a mask. TO H. L. FROM OWEN. YOUR neighbour's wife best pleases you; and he Counts yours most fair; thus nobly ye agree: Tully to prove his words may now despair, Some birds, it seems, think their own chicks' not fair. PRIEST-RIDDEN. YOUR Poll, Sir Knight, with deep concern you own, To mother church is such a bigot grown, That she her Father visits-though forbidden, Ah, friend! I shrewdly fear thy wife's priest-ridden. RONDEAU. YOURS, Jenny, yours in every thought, TO CLARISSA. WHY like a tyrant wilt thou reign, Repay the joys that wait the kind? Which, scorn'd, presumes not to be free, Condemn'd to feel a double smart, To hate myself, and burn for thee. A GOOD REASON FOR SITTING UP. WHY ne'er goes Dick to bed till four? You see his wife-I say no more. ON ST. DAVID'S DAY. WHY on St. David's day do Welshmen seek Right, Sir, to die or fight, it is, I think; THE KINGS OF EUROPE. WHY, pray, of late do Europe's Kings |