ON THE LAW.. UNHAPPY Chremes, neighbour to a peer, Nine happy Terms through bill and answer run, FROM THE LATIN. UNHAPPY, Dido, was thy fate, In first and second wedded state! THE LOVER'S LEGACY. UNHAPPY Strephon, dead and cold, To his beloved Kitty sent. Some ladies might, perhaps, have fainted, A pin-cushion, said she, I wanted, 1 T BETTER FED THAN TAUGHT. UPON some hasty errand Tom was sent, And met his parish curate as he went, But just like what he was, a sorry clown, It seems he pass'd him with a cover'd crown. The gownsman stopp'd, and turning, sternly said"I doubt, my lad, you're far worse taught than fed!" Why, aye,' says Tom, still jogging on, that's true: Thank God! he feeds me, but I'm taught by you.' A MARRIAGE DE MS OF AGE. VAIN are the charms of white and red, Give me the nymph whose snow is spread, Of smoother cheeks the winning grace, If naked eyes set hearts on blaze, Nor rivals, nor the train of years, TO THE DUKE DE NOAILLES. VAIN the concern which you express, Your house and coach, both day and night; And that Mackbeth was haunted less By Banquo's restless spright. With fifteen thousand pounds a year, Lend him but fifty Louis d'or, Take the advice; Probatum est, TO VALGIAW. REFUSING TO SUP WITH ME. "He can't, in conscience, sup or dine, THE UNIVERSAL DEVOTION. VARIOUS religions various tenets hold, But all one God acknowledge-namely, gold. WORM LOZENGES. VASUS, advanc'd on high, proclaims his skill VENUS JEALOUS. VENUS call'd Cupid t'other day; On her, incessant, you attend: Vain fears, mamma! the urchin cry'd; Chloe to limits strict is ty'd; She rules below; but you above. VENUS OUT-RIVALLED. VENUS contending for the golden ball, ON VENUS, SEEN IN THE SOLAR ECLIPSE, 1715. VENUS, dallying with Mars, as goes the old story, Requested the sun to abandon his glory; 'Tis done, but, fair goddess, you're never the nearer; Where next will you hide, when the shade shews you clearer? THE LADY'S OFFERING OF HER LOOKING GLASS TO VENUS. VENUS, take my votive glass: Since I am not what I was, What, from this day, I shall be, Venus, let me never see. THE PAINTER DECEIVED. VERY nicely thou lay'st on thy colours, dear Nan, When to Ellys you sat, he dully brush'd on, ON A FEMALE, WASP. VESPA has such a captious sense, ON, POET AND CUTLER. VULCAN, they say, made mighty arms for Mars, (Cuckolds are kind) but he ne'er made a verse: Apollo he made verses, but in's life I never heard that e'er he made a knife. Now does all that both these gods could do, Hammers out verses, and hard iron too. ON TWO BROTHERS WHO CONVERTED WAR, more inflam'd than civil discord's rage, THE PRISONERS. WE all are innocent, the Prisoners cry; WOMEN'S FAULTS. WE men have many faults; Poor women have but two :There's nothing good they say; There's nothing good they do. THE EXCHANGE OF HEARTS. I could not guess the reason why, But, oh! I trembled like an aspen. |