ON THE BURSER OF ST. JOHN'S COLLEGE, OXFORD, CUTTING DOWN A FINE ROW OF TREES. Lambs fly from wolves; and sailors steer from rocks. THE PRUDENT LOVER. INFLAM'D with Chloe's marketable charms, ON A MISER.. IRON was his chest, Iron was his door, His hand was iron, His heart was more. TRUE RICHES. IRUS, tho' wanting gold and lands, And one with all his wealth is poor TO A LADY, WHO TURNED HER CHEEK TO HIM WHEN HE WENT TO KISS HER. IS'T for a grace, or is't for some dislike, That, when I'd kiss your lips, you turn your cheek? Some think this carriage rude in your behaviour, But I should rather think it for a favour. For I, to show my kindness and my love, Would leave both lip and cheek, to kiss your glove: And, with the cause to make you full acquainted, Your glove's perfum'd, your lips and cheeks are painted. THE PRIESTLY JONAS. IT blew a hard storm, and in utmost confusion, Which done, and the weight of the sins they'd con fess'd; Transferr'd, as they thought, from themselves to the priest, To lighten the ship, and conclude their devotion, They toss'd the poor parson souse into the ocean. CONTENT. IT is not youth can give content, Nor is it wealth's decree; It is a gift from heav'n sent, Tho' not to thee or me. It is not in the monarch's crown, It is not in a coach and six, But 'tis in Hodge, the carter. ON LORD COBHAM'S GARDENS. IT puzzles much the sages' brains, But Cobham can these tales confute, For he has prov'd, beyond dispute, That paradise is Stow. LOSS AND NO LOSS. "I'VE heard your loss, your wife is dead," Consoling Tom to Richard said. "My wife is dead," cries Dick, "I own, "But for the loss, I know of none." PROFIT AND LOSS. I'VE lost my mistress, horse, and wife; I'm glad it is no worse: My wife was ugly and a scold; TO LESBIA.. I'VE oft been told by learned friars, If wishing damns us, you and I Are damn'd to all our hearts' content; Come then, my love, let us enjoy Some pleasure for our punishment! TO A WRITER OF VERSES. I'VE read your first poetic scroll, THINK AGAIN. "I'VE seen your verses," Smatter cries, THE SECOND SAMPSON. SELF SATISFACTION. JACK his own merit sees. This gives him pride, And he sees more than all the world beside. THE WILL. JERRY dying intestate, his relatives claim'd, Whilst his widow most vilely his memory defamed. "What," cries she, " must I suffer because the old knave, "Without leaving a will, is laid snug in his grave?" That's no wonder,' says one, for 'tis very well known, 'Since he married, poor man, he'd no will of his own." AN UNINTENTIONAL TRUTH. JOAN vows, to hearten timorous youth, Joan really thinks she saw the Devil. ON THE DEATH OF DRYDEN. • Jeremy Collier. THE SELF-APPLAUDER. JOHN puffs himself.-Forbear to chide An insect vile and mean, Must, well he knows, be magnified, ON A RUINED HORSE RACER. THE CLOWN'S REPLY. JOHN Trott was desired, by two witty peers, To tell them the reason why asses had ears. "An't please you," quoth John, " I'm not given to letters, "Nor dare I pretend to know more than my betters: "Howe'er, from this time I shall ne'er see your Graces, "As I hope to be sav'd! without thinking of asses." ON THE CIVIL WARS BETWEEN POMPEY AND CESAR. IMITATED FROM PLUTARCH. JOVE, Neptunc, Pluto, when they did agree That world, which now cannot suffice two Men. |